# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5743 "2013-03-11T17:49:45Z")
Who bombs at midnight? Who wears his pants way too tight? Who likes his Bud Light? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5744 "2013-03-11T18:30:34Z")
Who likes his Bud Light? Not me. The dirty scoundrel owes me lots of cash ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5745 "2013-03-12T04:21:06Z")
Owes me lots of cash Promissory notes won’t help Credit cards won’t help ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5746 "2013-03-12T17:34:28Z")
Credit cards won’t help me buy weed and I’m not sure hookers will take 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5747 "2013-03-13T13:57:37Z")
Hookers will take 'em out and let you motorboat?? Go ask Charlie Sheen. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5748 "2013-03-13T15:36:46Z")
Go ask Charlie Sheen Wild Thing. Wall Street. He’s seen all. No naive one, he. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5749 "2013-03-13T20:34:24Z")
No naive one, he wouldn’t give unmarked bills for my Florida land. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5750 "2013-03-13T21:10:33Z")
My Florida land Comes with a special feature: Enjoy your sinkhole! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5751 "2013-03-13T21:17:34Z")
Enjoy your sinkhole Where once was a parking lot Now is a fine pond ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5752 "2013-03-13T21:18:46Z")
Now is a fine pond – If it’s teeming with gators, You can have free meat! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5753 "2013-03-13T21:22:49Z")
Now is a fine pond; But it has a malty head? Tell him: “Look! Free beer!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5754 "2013-03-13T22:41:52Z")
Tell him: “Look, free beer!” and he will sprint to the bar faster than the Flash. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5755 "2013-03-14T04:31:44Z")
Faster than the Flash Able to leap tall buildings In a single bound ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5756 "2013-03-14T14:06:03Z")
In a single bound [jar](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora%27s_box), Evil slept. Pandora, looking for cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5757 "2013-03-14T15:44:59Z")
Looking for cookies? Please wait another full year The Girl Scouts are done ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5758 "2013-03-14T17:27:31Z")
The Girl Scouts are done. Time to serve them up. I am a cannibal cop. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5759 "2013-03-14T17:27:33Z")
Since [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16095275&postcount=5749) got overlooked: A cannibal cop Left evidence when he fled. You can have free meat! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5760 "2013-03-14T18:33:34Z")
You can have free meet But you have to eat your meat Before your pudding ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5761 "2013-03-14T20:36:40Z")
Before your pudding. Bow before Bill Cosby’s Jell- O Instant Pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5762 "2013-03-14T23:18:51Z")
O Instant Pudding How quickly I can make you Come smooth in my mouth [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=287) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=289)