# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5763 "2013-03-16T06:11:07Z")
Come smooth in my mouth. Like a salty slug of snot. Now, what’s for dessert? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5764 "2013-03-16T13:29:44Z")
Now, what’s for dessert? Perhaps a piece of peach pie, Or some bread pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5765 "2013-03-16T14:57:27Z")
Or some bread pudding My wife’s favorite dessert Besides me, of course ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5766 "2013-03-16T20:43:37Z")
Besides me, of course, she always wants to stand. Laugh. I’ve got magic hands. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5767 "2013-03-16T23:49:22Z")
I’ve got magic hands They’re my tools for doing tricks The audience smiles ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5768 "2013-03-17T11:40:38Z")
The audience smiles. The lions roar to be freed, to begin the feast. ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5769 "2013-03-18T04:17:12Z")
to begin the feast stab it, for your steely knives cannot kill the beast ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5770 "2013-03-18T04:20:02Z")
Cannot kill the beast You can check out any time You can never leave ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5771 "2013-03-18T07:36:54Z")
You can never leave Willy poking his head out. Always check your fly. ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5772 "2013-03-18T13:47:01Z")
Always check your fly Or the bird will fly, fly, fly, Fly fly, fly fly, fly? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5773 "2013-03-18T13:51:07Z")
Fly fly, fly fly, fly I count five flies in the skies Give them all a swat ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5774 "2013-03-18T14:08:57Z")
Give them all a swat The young girls in mini skirts They do love it, yeah ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5775 "2013-03-18T15:27:13Z")
They do love it, yeah. The Beatles love fame and wealth. From she loves you, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5776 "2013-03-18T15:51:57Z")
From she loves you, yeah With a love like that, you know She should be glad, yeah ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5777 "2013-03-18T20:28:29Z")
She should be glad, yeah, I like her. Not all women date a coyote. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5778 "2013-03-18T20:59:04Z")
Date a coyote If you like it doggie style And fleas in your pubes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5779 "2013-03-18T21:00:20Z")
Date a coyote Is that like a cougar? Nights In bars are deadly Ninja’d! And fleas in your pubes When she said she had crabs, I thought she meant seafood ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5780 "2013-03-18T21:12:03Z")
Thought she meant seafood When she offered “fish taco”. I said “I just ate.” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5781 "2013-03-18T22:30:41Z")
I said “I just ate” But she was off’ring dessert I dove down, chowed down ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5782 "2013-03-19T02:11:36Z")
I dove down, chowed down. Yeah, I ate it off the floor. Damn I was hungry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=288) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=290)