# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/561 "2010-03-06T04:01:59Z")
_Bzzzt_ as to the preceding two posters. You have to begin with the last line of the previous haiku. Thus: As it is Friday I had a long lunch with friends; quiet afternoon, too. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/562 "2010-03-06T05:58:22Z")
Quiet afternoon, too exhausted to be bothered to do the dishes. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/563 "2010-03-06T08:29:25Z")
To do the dishes? Or just waste some paper plates? Disposable Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/564 "2010-03-06T10:34:55Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > As it is Friday > I had a long lunch with friends; > quiet afternoon, too. [Haiku Police] **Foul!** [/Haiku Police] ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/565 "2010-03-06T10:37:47Z")
disposable earth it’s made of styrofoam, no? need a big dumpster ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/566 "2010-03-06T14:30:20Z")
need a big dumpster these copies of “Going Rogue” need to go somewhere ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/567 "2010-03-06T14:34:52Z")
need to go somewhere anywhere hot and sunny I’m still seeing snow ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/568 "2010-03-06T16:13:09Z")
I’m still seeing snow gray, pock marked sagging lumps like old age memory ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/569 "2010-03-06T17:18:55Z")
old age memory Swiss cheese a’la Alzheimer’s dementia buffet ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/570 "2010-03-06T17:27:46Z")
dementia buffet left lobe tastes like fresh chicken zombies eating brains ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/571 "2010-03-06T17:33:42Z")
zombies eating brains do the white and gray matter? please pass the hot sauce ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/572 "2010-03-06T20:26:58Z")
please pass the hot sauce the special seagull platter lacks any flavor ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/573 "2010-03-07T02:07:41Z")
lacks any flavor unsalted tomato juice blah blah blah blah blah ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/574 "2010-03-07T02:15:57Z")
Blah blah blah blah blah Derp-a-derp dee derp-a-doo Brain is mashed cabbage. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/575 "2010-03-07T12:46:24Z")
Brain is mashed cabbage Knees are shot, my back is sore I am getting old ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/576 "2010-03-07T12:52:54Z")
I am getting old unfair that wine gets better but I go to shit ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/577 "2010-03-07T13:17:10Z")
but I go to shit every afternoon at three A regular guy ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/578 "2010-03-07T16:16:40Z")
A regular guy Joe Six-Pack, gettin’ stuff done How long till weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/579 "2010-03-07T19:08:53Z")
How long 'til weekend? It’s the weekend now, unless Sunday doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/580 "2010-03-07T23:53:13Z")
Sunday doesn’t count all this talk about Oscars Baloney! says I [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=30)