# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5803 "2013-03-23T07:35:26Z")
Lots of gooey cheese? “Not for me” I said quickly I can’t stand the stuff ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5804 "2013-03-23T13:20:50Z")
I can’t stand the stuff Just keep it away from me Bring me a cold beer ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5805 "2013-03-23T17:03:25Z")
Bring me a cold beer, a new car, and a monkey. To Santa - North Pole. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5806 "2013-03-23T18:43:38Z")
To Santa – North Pole? No way. He is way too fat to be a stripper ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5807 "2013-03-24T04:15:31Z")
To be a stripper One needs a good pair of legs A nice rack helps, too ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5808 "2013-03-24T16:57:31Z")
A nice rack helps, too - a dungeon with no rack like a duck with no quack. ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5809 "2013-03-24T19:33:01Z")
a duck with no quack echo’s silently in a forest with no trees ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5810 "2013-03-24T20:30:46Z")
Forest with no trees Like apple pie with no cheese Or hive with no bees. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5811 "2013-03-25T05:28:32Z")
Or hive with no bees Means honey is close at hand Go and tell Pooh Bear ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5812 "2013-03-25T13:46:07Z")
Go and tell Pooh Bear Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo Have been abducted! ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5813 "2013-03-26T02:13:33Z")
Have been abducted! By Cecil Adams!! Beware, he knows everything!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5814 "2013-03-26T11:13:29Z")
He knows everything Or does he? Has he been wrong? He’s human, you know ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5815 "2013-03-26T14:44:16Z")
“He’s human, you know.” “No way. He has an eye in the back of his head.” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5816 "2013-03-26T22:42:13Z")
The back of his head Sported a “party” mullet The front was all biz. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5817 "2013-03-27T05:41:35Z")
The front was all biz It was cold. Her high-beams shone Like two beacons bright ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5818 "2013-03-27T14:11:15Z")
Like two beacons bright So … the British are coming?? English Money Shot ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5819 "2013-03-27T19:32:16Z")
English Money Shot? Does that in some way involve Farthing on a cake? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5820 "2013-03-27T20:18:47Z")
Farthing on a cake? Penny cake sounds better but I prefer pound cake ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5821 "2013-03-27T20:29:32Z")
I prefer pound cake (Also called sponge cake) with shrimp and Margaritas. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5822 "2013-03-28T11:28:32Z")
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