# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 292
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5823 "2013-03-28T16:50:16Z")
A shot of Jim Beam Will wash the taste from my mouth Malort sure tastes awful ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5824 "2013-03-29T14:44:07Z")
Malört sure tastes awful Malört, Swedish for “wormwood” Is the most nasty ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5825 "2013-03-29T20:17:54Z")
Is the most nasty bully from your grade-school days now doing hard time? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5826 "2013-03-29T20:54:47Z")
Now doing hard time? Not me. This old coyote too smart to get caught. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5827 "2013-03-29T22:24:49Z")
Too smart to get caught That’s the way to be. Keep one Step ahead of them ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5828 "2013-03-30T01:20:32Z")
Step ahead of them Throw yourself up on the hood Sue for damages ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5829 "2013-03-30T04:14:02Z")
Sue for damages! It’s the American way. Pay your legal bills. ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5830 "2013-03-30T12:02:31Z")
Pay your legal bills on time and with a smile, dude. Lawyers are your friends. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5831 "2013-03-30T12:51:50Z")
Lawyers are your friends If they help you win your case. If not, they are scum. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5832 "2013-03-30T13:55:49Z")
If not, they are scum Pond scum, shoe scum, snots with ties If we win, love 'em! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5833 "2013-03-30T20:58:24Z")
If we win, love 'em? Hey, dawg, I will love women if we win or lose! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5834 "2013-03-31T02:58:34Z")
If we win or lose At least it isn’t a tie Just kiss your sister ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5835 "2013-03-31T09:18:33Z")
Just kiss your sister if you need some practice. Just don’t go past first base. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5836 "2013-03-31T14:37:59Z")
Don’t go past first base You’ll get thrown out at second Advance with caution ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5837 "2013-04-01T12:13:29Z")
Advance with caution. Hone your wits and peel your eyes. Don’t be April’s fool. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5838 "2013-04-01T12:31:48Z")
Don’t be April’s fool. She’s such a tease, sunny breeze; Then dumps feet of snow. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5839 "2013-04-01T12:33:15Z")
Then dumps feet of snow March comes in like a lion But out like a lamb ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5840 "2013-04-01T17:20:50Z")
But out like a lamb What rhymes with lion and lamb? Dia-phram. Ha! Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5841 "2013-04-01T17:22:16Z")
Dia-phram. Ha! Ha! Air and oil filters are Fram. Keep your car well tuned. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5842 "2013-04-01T17:53:33Z")
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