# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 295
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5883 "2013-04-09T12:42:11Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > —Gack! Where was my head? A thousand pardons! Phew. I’m glad that we’ve firmly established that I am not crazy.\* \*In this one particular instance. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5884 "2013-04-09T13:19:03Z")
How I miss Annette And Maggie Thatcher as well May they rest in peace ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5885 "2013-04-09T14:35:01Z")
May they rest in peace Siskel and Ebert forever Death gets a thumbs down ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5886 "2013-04-09T22:13:39Z")
Death gets a thumbs down. But as Stephen King wrote it: We each owe a death. (End of The Green Mile: We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5887 "2013-04-09T22:18:58Z")
We each owe a Death Eater (Snape) our honor and praise for his sacrifice. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5888 "2013-04-10T00:23:27Z")
For his sacrifice bunt, the pitcher was high-fived NL game, of course ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5889 "2013-04-10T18:40:33Z")
NL game, of course yet another Yankee win – where are the Pirates? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5890 "2013-04-10T18:58:29Z")
Where are the Pirates? And where are the Buccaneers? On my bucking head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5891 "2013-04-10T19:38:05Z")
Almost with you dear Just one more short ride to go Together Forever ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5892 "2013-04-10T19:58:13Z")
Together forever Mullet and porn star mustache On my bucking head ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5893 "2013-04-10T20:52:41Z")
On my bucking head. And they make me look so good On my hucking bed. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5894 "2013-04-10T22:25:47Z")
On my hucking bed Becky Thatcher was sleeping Tom Sawyer looked on ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5895 "2013-04-11T07:10:29Z")
Tom Sawyer looked on Though his mind is not for rent Catch the mystery ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5896 "2013-04-11T12:09:03Z")
Catch the mystery – Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys Capture Scooby-Doo! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5897 "2013-04-11T13:01:43Z")
Capture Scooby-Doo? I’d rather capture Daphne In that groovy van! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5898 "2013-04-11T15:58:42Z")
In that groovy van Evade MPs, save the farm You’re in the A-Team ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5899 "2013-04-11T17:27:00Z")
You’re in the A-Team And the plan comes together; Break out the cigars! ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5900 "2013-04-11T17:38:01Z")
Break out the cigars! Please, Monica Lewinsky; Or maybe just one ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5901 "2013-04-11T17:38:07Z")
Or maybe just one or two chocolates would not ruin my diet ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5902 "2013-04-11T18:18:46Z")
Ruin my diet! Give me fat, sugar, and beer! Kill me! I don’t care! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=294) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=296)