# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 297
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5923 "2013-04-17T05:02:45Z")
Sing and then shut up Rejoice, and then stifle it Dance until you drop ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5924 "2013-04-17T11:55:27Z")
Dance until you drop, And when you’ve drop’d so far down, Rise and dance again! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5925 "2013-04-17T12:19:58Z")
Rise and dance again Let the spirit move you 'round Flow with the music ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5926 "2013-04-17T15:13:32Z")
Flow with the music Let it fill up in you and Spill out on the floor ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5927 "2013-04-17T15:22:40Z")
Spill out on the floor From open wound, blood and guts My, what a big mess ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5928 "2013-04-17T15:39:56Z")
My, what a big mess, another fine mess that you’ve gotten us into! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5929 "2013-04-17T18:50:00Z")
Gotten us into what? I didn’t do it and you can’t prove I did. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5930 "2013-04-17T21:02:15Z")
You can’t prove I did Cut loose with that fart, therefore I admit nothing ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5931 "2013-04-17T23:42:22Z")
I admit nothing, no humans, elves, dwarves gnomes, are permitted in here. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5932 "2013-04-18T00:25:56Z")
Permitted in here Or there, or just anywhere Don’t ever go out ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5933 "2013-04-18T11:56:21Z")
Don’t ever go out in the woods at night alone– it lurks in the dark. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5934 "2013-04-18T12:39:25Z")
It lurks in the dark Find the Big Dipper’s pointers Behold, the North Star ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5935 "2013-04-18T19:14:46Z")
Behold the North Star. Beautiful Polaris is always in my sky. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5936 "2013-04-18T20:37:30Z")
always in my sky. and when we communicate Sometimes in my Skype ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5937 "2013-04-19T03:01:36Z")
Sometimes in my Skype Sometimes over a cell phone Phone sex either way! ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5938 "2013-04-19T03:05:57Z")
Phone sex either way Long Distance or Local Call Hands Free is needed ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5939 "2013-04-19T03:14:01Z")
Hands Free is needed Imaginary lovers He must shave his palms ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5940 "2013-04-19T12:07:37Z")
He must shave his palms – The full moon has passed for now. No one must suspect! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5941 "2013-04-19T22:02:09Z")
No one must suspect That Clark Kent is Superman! Glasses? Great disguise! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5942 "2013-04-20T05:13:45Z")
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