# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 298
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5943 "2013-04-20T08:59:12Z")
Groucho would be proud Harpo would be left speechless Zeppo…forgotten ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5944 "2013-04-20T10:59:19Z")
Zeppo forgotten Gummo not even mentioned What about Chico? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5945 "2013-04-20T13:45:20Z")
What about Chico? He’s downtown at the pool hall, hustlin’ the suckers! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5946 "2013-04-20T17:48:43Z")
Hustlin’ the suckers. That’s what I do. Come get your lollipops real cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5947 "2013-04-20T18:39:31Z")
Lollipops real cheap Candies for all the kiddies Hop in my Ford Van ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5948 "2013-04-20T23:22:45Z")
Hop in my Ford Van and we’ll go to the drive-in just like we used to. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5949 "2013-04-21T02:22:11Z")
Just like we used to Way back when the air was clean, And sex was dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5950 "2013-04-21T02:29:49Z")
And sex was dirty A Chicagoan rebelled His name? Hugh Hefner. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5951 "2013-04-21T05:48:52Z")
His name? Hugh Hefner. His house? The Playboy Mansion. His girls? **VERRRRRY nice.** ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5952 "2013-04-21T10:41:20Z")
His girls? \*\*VERRRRRY nice. \*\* But the whole world wonders why they’re not just full whores… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5953 "2013-04-21T12:26:35Z")
They’re not just full whores, Do it for money, honey? That’s a whore to me. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5954 "2013-04-21T17:25:18Z")
That’s a whore to me. And when there’s a bunch of them: It’s a whored of whores. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5955 "2013-04-21T18:56:50Z")
It’s a whored of whores, Parliament of prostitutes, Pimpernel of pimps. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5956 "2013-04-21T19:39:13Z")
Pimpernel of pimps Preponderence of pussy Galore, by golly ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5957 "2013-04-22T06:08:45Z")
“Galore, by golly!” he shouted when he saw it piles and piles of cash. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5958 "2013-04-22T06:28:48Z")
Piles and piles of cash Secured behind the locked bars Until I break in ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5959 "2013-04-22T11:59:04Z")
Until I break in these new shoes on my poor feet they are gonna pinch. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5960 "2013-04-22T12:13:28Z")
They are gonna pinch Mom used to always do that It sure beats The Belt ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5961 "2013-04-22T17:55:53Z")
It sure beats the Belt, driving country roads, searching for a whored of whores. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5962 "2013-04-23T11:26:15Z")
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