# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/41 "2010-02-24T01:42:01Z")
Lost starts in one hour two decades in the past, though on this exact spot ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/42 "2010-02-24T02:34:00Z")
On this exact spot We’ll have our BBBQ The last B’s for beer. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/43 "2010-02-24T03:57:44Z")
the last B’s for beer and the last Q is for cue BB’s are big boobs? ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/44 "2010-02-24T04:05:17Z")
BB’s are Big Boobs? the little boy asked as he pointed the gun ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/45 "2010-02-24T12:43:26Z")
He pointed the gun. And pointedly asked of him “Do you feel lucky?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/46 "2010-02-24T12:44:40Z")
he pointed the gun good luck: it was not loaded because he sure was ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/47 "2010-02-24T12:46:43Z")
Do you feel lucky? I did, but my post came late Damn you, Hoopy Frood ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/48 "2010-02-24T13:49:28Z")
Damn you, Hoopy Frood You Freudian Hopping Frog How quick you jump in ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/49 "2010-02-24T15:11:19Z")
How quickly you jump in While everyone is looking and shout “Cannonball!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/50 "2010-02-24T15:46:23Z")
and shout “Cannonball!” and shout “grenade!” and “arrows!” I just pissed myself ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/51 "2010-02-24T16:15:38Z")
I just pissed myself by accident; or was it really on purpose? ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/52 "2010-02-24T16:20:57Z")
really on purpose? a brown stain appears and grows lighting your own farts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/53 "2010-02-24T16:30:16Z")
Lighting your own farts? Not the classiest hobby That’s for sure, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/54 "2010-02-24T17:38:30Z")
That’s for sure, my friend This true and for real statement This haiku is lame ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/55 "2010-02-24T17:46:37Z")
“This haiku is lame”? Although not unbiased, I must now disagree. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/56 "2010-02-24T17:49:08Z")
Must now disagree To agree to disagree That disagrievance ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/57 "2010-02-24T18:00:16Z")
That “disagrievance” really makes me grind my teeth; It’s not a real word! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/58 "2010-02-24T18:50:34Z")
It’s not a real word! “Irregardless!” Regardless or Irrespective ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/59 "2010-02-24T18:59:04Z")
Or Irrespective of anything apropos I present to you ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/60 "2010-02-24T19:05:26Z")
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