# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6023 "2013-04-29T14:16:16Z")
“John Jacob Heimer?” Didn’t I see you over At Trivia Game ? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6024 "2013-04-29T14:21:48Z")
At Trivia Game? What, are you Wink Martindale? Or, Chuck Woolery? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6025 "2013-04-29T14:27:55Z")
Or, Chuck Wollery? Speaking of trivia, he wrote “Palisades Park.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6026 "2013-04-29T14:31:47Z")
Wrote “Palisades Park” He also says [“Don’t Ban Guns”](http://www.infowars.com/chuck-woolery-on-gun-control-5-reasons-why-we-cannot-ban-firearms-in-america/) Let’s protect ourselves ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6027 "2013-04-29T14:37:40Z")
Let’s protect ourselves from getting ninja’d and post as fast as we can. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6028 "2013-04-29T14:40:17Z")
As fast as we can? **Prof. Pepperwinkle** , you are posting very fast! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6029 "2013-04-29T14:49:16Z")
Posting very fast? But **echo7tango,** not as fast as you! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6030 "2013-04-29T15:01:15Z")
Not as fast as you! Pepperwinkle and Echo Type with sonic booms! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6031 "2013-04-29T15:02:54Z")
Type with sonic booms: Boom! Boom! Intergalactic Gladiator! Boom! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6032 "2013-04-29T16:09:30Z")
Gladiator! Boom! Bananaramalama cheesecakes are quite good. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6033 "2013-04-29T18:00:30Z")
Cheesecakes are quite good, especially if fried in cookie dough batter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6034 "2013-04-29T23:52:05Z")
Cookie dough batter. Just what every witch needs when the children come by. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6035 "2013-04-30T04:51:53Z")
The children come by They want love, toys and candy Watch their lovely smiles ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6036 "2013-04-30T07:48:35Z")
Watch their lovely smiles fade away into terror as you watch them boil ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6037 "2013-04-30T09:13:12Z")
As you watch them boil, Listen for their high pitched screams, Then melt some butter. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6038 "2013-04-30T12:42:37Z")
Then melt some butter Add garlic, salt and pepper Sautéed kids a treat ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6039 "2013-04-30T12:47:28Z")
Sautéed kids a treat with cherry milkshakes for the thing under your bed ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6040 "2013-04-30T13:22:42Z")
Thing under your bed? Perhaps a porno or a big fat black dildo. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6041 "2013-04-30T13:51:52Z")
big fath black dildo Okay. Good time for all the Jason Collins jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6042 "2013-04-30T13:53:58Z")
Jason Collins jokes? He’s taking enough abuse, I’m sure, as it is [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=301) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=303)