# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6043 "2013-04-30T15:50:22Z")
I’m sure, as it is that the sun rises at morn, that it’s not Friday. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6044 "2013-04-30T16:20:23Z")
That it’s not Friday causes me to say something like, “Fuck fuck fuck fuck!” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6045 "2013-04-30T21:43:16Z")
Like, Fuck fuck fuck fuck! I am so pissed off, dude, and Monosyllabic ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6046 "2013-05-01T01:26:06Z")
Monosyllabic pedants seldom perpetrate Dopers’ logorrhea. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6047 "2013-05-01T03:54:44Z")
Doper’s logorrhea: the second worst thing I know that ends in “hea” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6048 "2013-05-01T08:44:09Z")
That ends in “hea” Not onomatopoeia Hey dude, I’ll see ya ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6049 "2013-05-01T12:03:20Z")
Hey dude, I’ll see ya after class and we’ll pick up some babes and some brews! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6050 "2013-05-01T17:53:09Z")
Some babes and some brews Share an important factor: Good to the last drop! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6051 "2013-05-01T20:37:32Z")
“Good to the last drop!” Teddy Roosevelt said that At the Maxwell House. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6052 "2013-05-01T21:26:14Z")
At the Maxwell House, Bang Bang, His silver hammer Came down on her head. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6053 "2013-05-01T22:06:28Z")
Came down upon her head, A host of feathers, lightly, Like a so-soft quilt. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6054 "2013-05-01T22:08:42Z")
Like a so soft quilt, I drape my arms around you. Can you feel our love? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6055 "2013-05-01T23:52:02Z")
Can you feel our love? It’s hard and full of seamen like a submarine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6056 "2013-05-02T01:34:12Z")
Like a submarine sandwich all cover’d with ham, smother’d in mayo. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6057 "2013-05-02T15:50:58Z")
Smother’d in mayo And dripping with sarcasm It’s Mayo Hipster ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6058 "2013-05-02T19:58:27Z")
It’s Mayo Hipster! That Minnesota doctor, Rockin’ skinny jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6059 "2013-05-02T20:02:30Z")
Rockin’ skinny jeans. A reincarnation of [The Swinging Blue Jeans](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swinging_Blue_Jeans) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6060 "2013-05-02T20:03:58Z")
The swinging blue jeans out on the old laundry line, dancing in sunshine ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6061 "2013-05-02T21:05:46Z")
Dancing in sunshine I slip my hand down your pants I can feel your love ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6062 "2013-05-03T15:11:32Z")
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