# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 304
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6063 "2013-05-03T15:14:16Z")
“Free as a bird now, it’s the next best thing to be.” John, Paul, George, Ringo. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6064 "2013-05-03T16:14:56Z")
John, Paul, George, Ringo, these four names live forever we love The Beatles ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6065 "2013-05-03T16:46:57Z")
We love the Beatles But I can’t believe how they Copied the Monkees ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6066 "2013-05-04T02:20:17Z")
Copied the Monkees by reverse engineering Became the Seeknom! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6067 "2013-05-04T05:49:54Z")
Became the Seeknom When Xenu revealed the truth Scientology ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6068 "2013-05-04T05:55:16Z")
Scientology! Even a stopped clock is right Once or twice a day… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6069 "2013-05-04T07:41:17Z")
Once or twice a day Coital frequency is not Nearly 'nuff for me ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6070 "2013-05-05T00:16:59Z")
Nearly 'nuff for me would be once a month or so I have a low drive ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6071 "2013-05-05T01:44:35Z")
I have a low drive in my ancient computer it’s just kilobytes. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6072 "2013-05-05T04:25:37Z")
It’s just kilobytes But with 8 bits in each byte That’s 8,000 bits ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6073 "2013-05-05T12:56:57Z")
“That’s 8000 bits,” The police officer said. The body: gruesome. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6074 "2013-05-05T13:00:22Z")
The body: gruesome. The victim: [Annie Chapman.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Chapman) The killer? Who knows? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6075 "2013-05-05T13:07:27Z")
The killer? Who knows? Just who was Jack the Ripper? Well, I’m [Dan Cooper](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper)! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6076 "2013-05-05T13:39:16Z")
Well, I’m Dan Cooper! Unless, er, you are the Feds – then I’m Howard Hughes! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6077 "2013-05-05T17:41:33Z")
then I’m Howard Hughes! You’re looking for a porn star? Well, I’m How Hung Huge! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6078 "2013-05-05T19:41:54Z")
Well, I’m How Hung Huge, Asian stereotype and idol of millions! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6079 "2013-05-05T21:20:05Z")
Idol of millions, but I sleep alone each night. I am so ronery. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6080 "2013-05-06T01:35:20Z")
I am so ronery, I sit with my rosary and play for a rove. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6081 "2013-05-06T19:30:06Z")
And play for a Rove Is Karl wanted that badly Who wants a hot Karl? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6082 "2013-05-06T19:35:26Z")
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