# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 305
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6083 "2013-05-06T21:15:39Z")
Or an icy Mao Ya gotta be quite ronery To find rovin’ there ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6084 "2013-05-07T12:10:25Z")
To find rovin’ there in the glen, a youthful maid, it’s like a folk song. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6085 "2013-05-08T06:12:52Z")
It’s like a folk song An old-fashioned love song, in 3-part harmony ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6086 "2013-05-08T12:02:56Z")
3-part harmony is for beginners, we have 12-part harmony ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6087 "2013-05-08T13:07:34Z")
12-part harmony Those disciples had some pipes Judas was pitchy ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6088 "2013-05-08T13:34:07Z")
Judas was pitchy, Jude the Obscure was pithy, _Hey, Jude_ never ends. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6089 "2013-05-08T14:22:50Z")
Hey, Jude never ends And when we all sing along Our voices unite ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6090 "2013-05-08T14:46:31Z")
Our voices unite, the orchestra joins in, and we have Melody! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6091 "2013-05-08T15:25:19Z")
We have Melody! Last name was Pond, then it Changed to River Song ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6092 "2013-05-08T16:00:25Z")
Changed to River Song who shows up in the final season episode. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6093 "2013-05-08T17:49:19Z")
Season episode 666 I shall not see. I’m its handsome star. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6094 "2013-05-09T03:02:38Z")
I’m its handsome star. It’s the only YouTube clip With no views so far ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6095 "2013-05-09T11:55:09Z")
With no views so far, This windowless building is Drab, boring and dull. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6096 "2013-05-09T14:14:46Z")
Drab, boring, and dull Time to wake up this party I spiked the punch bowl ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6097 "2013-05-09T15:36:11Z")
I spiked the punch bowl But don’t tell anyone else I used Listerine. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6098 "2013-05-09T15:52:52Z")
I used Listerine Ladle a cup, and gargle But spit. Don’t swallow! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6099 "2013-05-09T17:21:21Z")
But spit. Don’t swallow! Coyote semen isn’t for the faint of heart. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6100 "2013-05-09T17:23:46Z")
For the faint of heart The shy, blushed-red coy faces Turn away and smile ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6101 "2013-05-09T17:47:32Z")
Turn away and smile because no one wants to see Your foul toothless grin ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6102 "2013-05-09T17:53:12Z")
Your foul toothless grin I have loved so very long it makes my heart smile [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=304) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=306)