# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 306
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6103 "2013-05-09T18:06:09Z")
It makes my heart smile Evil doc’s experiments Added mouth to heart ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6104 "2013-05-09T19:30:18Z")
Added mouth to heart, mix in liver and kidney, fine cannibal stew. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6105 "2013-05-09T19:39:24Z")
Fine cannibal stew Teen headhunters penalized Fine Young Cannibals ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6106 "2013-05-09T20:10:58Z")
Fine Young Cannibals’ _She Drives Me Crazy_ is still here on my playlist. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6107 "2013-05-09T21:04:44Z")
Here on my playlist Is Gordon Lightfoot’s “Sundown” Great Seventies tune! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6108 "2013-05-09T22:40:31Z")
Great Seventies tune is “Born to Run” by Springsteen. The Boss is so boss. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6109 "2013-05-10T03:01:13Z")
The Boss is so boss But Elton ruled the decade With many great songs ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6110 "2013-05-10T04:03:32Z")
With many great songs, Billy Joel is my top fave… but don’t let him drive! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6111 "2013-05-10T04:51:34Z")
But don’t let him drive Italian Restaurant Brenda and Eddie ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6112 "2013-05-10T11:55:50Z")
Brenda and Eddie walked up to the house and rang: Lurch opened the door. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6113 "2013-05-10T13:03:37Z")
Lurch opened the door Hazel cooked a nice dinner Keith Partridge sang songs ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6114 "2013-05-10T13:53:31Z")
Keith Partridge sang songs “I think I love you” was one. It sticks in your head! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6115 "2013-05-10T13:58:59Z")
It sticks in your head like an axe sharpened on a grindstone made of glue. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6116 "2013-05-10T14:22:08Z")
Grindstone made of glue Does not sound like it would work Use Play Doh instead ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6117 "2013-05-10T14:37:16Z")
Use Play Doh instead of marble and Pygmalion has a rainbow girl. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6118 "2013-05-10T14:39:42Z")
Has a rainbow girl got a chance in Hades in a black-and-white world? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6119 "2013-05-10T20:55:10Z")
A black-and-white world? No, old photos deceive you. Color was around. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6120 "2013-05-11T02:51:56Z")
Color was around, blue, green, orange, red and pink, a gay pride parade! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6121 "2013-05-11T04:55:38Z")
A gay pride parade Jason Collins would support We’d support him, too ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/6122 "2013-05-11T14:44:41Z")
We’d support him, too. Many people who “come out” Were not really “in.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=305) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=307)