# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/601 "2010-03-08T18:48:42Z")
Cleans and disinfects, so says the Tidy Bowl Man, Do you believe him? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/602 "2010-03-08T18:52:17Z")
Do you believe him? he is talking out his ass remarkable feat ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/603 "2010-03-08T18:58:51Z")
Remarkable feat To be talking out your ass And around your head ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/604 "2010-03-08T19:12:57Z")
And around your head the flies are swarming thickly your breath is noxious ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/605 "2010-03-08T19:19:34Z")
Your breath is noxious, Your whole body reeks of sweat. What a prize you are. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/606 "2010-03-08T19:20:07Z")
what a prize you are you smelly active gas bag spewing from both ends ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/607 "2010-03-08T19:28:22Z")
spewing from both ends into the tub and toilet This flu is a bitch ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/608 "2010-03-08T19:36:28Z")
This flu is a bitch and my cold is a bastard Ooh I love swearing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/609 "2010-03-08T19:54:11Z")
Oooh I love swearing darn, drats, crap, heckaroonie Please pardon my French ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/610 "2010-03-08T20:09:36Z")
Please pardon my French Kissing hasn’t been the same since I got dentures ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/611 "2010-03-08T20:12:14Z")
since I got dentures I’m making sounds I don’t like clack clack clack clack clack ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/612 "2010-03-08T20:20:09Z")
“Clack, Clack, Clack, Clack, Clack! All I ever hear about,” Complains [Click Tappet](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_and_Clack%27s_As_the_Wrench_Turns). ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/613 "2010-03-08T22:06:42Z")
Complains Click Tappert Why do people run away? Do I need a bath ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/614 "2010-03-08T22:13:13Z")
Do I need a bath Or perhaps, a sandblast Feeling so grimy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/615 "2010-03-08T22:36:26Z")
Feeling so grimy; maybe time for the sheep dip? That is what Bruce says. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/616 "2010-03-08T23:42:17Z")
that is what Bruce says to Clarence, the big sax man born to run, we are ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/617 "2010-03-09T00:31:08Z")
“Born to run, we are,” quoth Yoda to the saxman whilst Bruce just smiled. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/618 "2010-03-09T00:45:16Z")
whilst Bruce just smiled, Dylan sang another song whilst we plugged our ears ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/619 "2010-03-09T00:52:07Z")
Whilst we plugged our ears with strange phrases in haiku tongue twister trouble ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/620 "2010-03-09T00:59:45Z")
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