# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/621 "2010-03-09T01:27:30Z")
two twin toy turd tops not one but two, both the same a sight to behold. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/622 "2010-03-09T02:03:12Z")
a sight to behold were his pair of sunglasses to the old blind man ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/623 "2010-03-09T02:37:53Z")
to the old blind man Spring comes with the scent of soil and the sound of birds ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/624 "2010-03-09T02:51:47Z")
And the sound of birds outside the third floor window drives the cat insane ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/625 "2010-03-09T03:15:30Z")
drives the cat insane? drives the dog even madder not that it matters ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/626 "2010-03-09T03:48:31Z")
Not that it matters To anybody but me – I’m going to bed ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/627 "2010-03-09T04:29:56Z")
I’m going to bed but I am coming right back can’t make up my mind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/628 "2010-03-09T05:20:27Z")
Can’t make up my mind indecision is my curse which is better, worse? ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/629 "2010-03-09T06:47:29Z")
which is better, worse to act on your wants or not? hamlet did choose wrong ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/630 "2010-03-09T07:00:01Z")
Hamlet did choose wrong: Rosenkrantz…no, Guildenstern… Blood and rhetoric! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/631 "2010-03-09T07:03:03Z")
Hamlet did choose wrong; a larger pig would not have. Porcine bulk makes right. Edit: Blood and rhetoric! I didn’t see another verse. Miss edit deadline? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/632 "2010-03-09T10:30:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Blood and rhetoric! > I didn’t see another verse. > Miss edit deadline? **FOUL!** ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/633 "2010-03-09T10:31:54Z")
miss edit deadline? wow, is that really your name? what’s edit short for? ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/634 "2010-03-09T13:43:42Z")
what is edit short for? perhaps editorial my only comment ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/635 "2010-03-09T14:10:15Z")
my only comment is that I hate commitment, comets and kumquats ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/636 "2010-03-09T14:18:51Z")
Comets and kumquats Aren’t sunshine and lollipops but I’ll still take 'em. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/637 "2010-03-09T14:46:27Z")
but I’ll still take 'em right to the haiku trash heap lame-ass haiku-fu ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/638 "2010-03-09T14:49:47Z")
lame-ass haiku-fu, lame-ass google-fu, search-fu My life is fu’ed up ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/639 "2010-03-09T15:31:17Z")
My life is fu’ed up said the emo poet boy Needs to find a clue ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/640 "2010-03-09T15:40:06Z")
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