# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/641 "2010-03-09T16:01:20Z")
Looking for her keys Sneaks away before he wakes Another mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/642 "2010-03-09T16:25:23Z")
Another mistake centering nose above mouth What was God thinking? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/643 "2010-03-09T16:32:11Z")
What was God thinking When he made the mind of man? women are better. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/644 "2010-03-09T16:44:03Z")
Women are better At multitasking, but men Hone in precisely. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/645 "2010-03-09T17:01:12Z")
Hone in precisely at the mistake which is man Just kidding sez I ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/646 "2010-03-09T17:05:58Z")
“Just kidding!” sez I, as I take off my clown nose and those giant shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/647 "2010-03-09T17:08:57Z")
and those giant shoes! tiny feet need not apply this is a man’s job ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/648 "2010-03-09T17:15:32Z")
this is a man’s job syllabication station abbreviation? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/649 "2010-03-09T17:22:41Z")
Abbreviation is the sincerest form of meeting haiku rules. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/650 "2010-03-09T17:24:29Z")
Meeting haiku rules can be a real bitch sometimes. Key: 5-7-5! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/651 "2010-03-09T17:30:16Z")
Key: 5-7-5! Can’t be a note about time no sevens in times ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/652 "2010-03-09T18:38:57Z")
No sevens in times Is the first line of this, my Very lame Haiku ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/653 "2010-03-09T18:39:56Z")
no sevens in times 12/21/2012 pedicted end times ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/654 "2010-03-09T18:44:17Z")
Predicted end times? Or very, very lazy Calendar makers ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/655 "2010-03-09T18:58:13Z")
Calendar makers screwed up my new calendar When’s Smebuary? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/656 "2010-03-09T19:12:35Z")
When’s Smebuary? Right after Flanuary and right before Plarch. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/657 "2010-03-09T19:30:21Z")
And right before Plarch Stood a man we call Flangle But his real name’s Steve. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/658 "2010-03-09T19:51:30Z")
But his real name’s Steve a good guy, I’m sure, and yet… not too cromulent. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/659 "2010-03-09T19:57:31Z")
What’s this cromulent? You and your Simpsons verbage It’s craptacular! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/660 "2010-03-09T19:59:49Z")
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