# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/661 "2010-03-09T20:06:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Bzzzzt. You have to use the last line of the preceding haiku. Not too cromulent? You and your Simpsons verbage It’s craptacular! yup - signs that i am not feeling well - carry on! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/662 "2010-03-09T20:16:09Z")
It’s craptacular Wallowing in crapulence Duff Man says “Ohh yeah!” ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/663 "2010-03-09T20:27:32Z")
Duff man says “Ohh yeah!” Tony the Tiger says “Not” I ignore spokesmen ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/664 "2010-03-09T21:06:09Z")
I ignore spokesmen and flacks, and shills, and shysters and thus am happy. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/665 "2010-03-09T22:06:46Z")
“and thus am happy.” that’s the end of the story. Time for another? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/666 "2010-03-09T22:41:06Z")
Time for another? Demon asked, sucking my brain “Yeah, I guess,” I shrugged ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/667 "2010-03-09T23:05:04Z")
“Yeah, I guess,” I shrugged When asked if I wanted plums (not a big plum fan) ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/668 "2010-03-10T00:43:52Z")
Not a big plum fan, Tina liked little green plums that’s grapes, idiot! ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/669 "2010-03-10T01:35:36Z")
that’s grapes, idiot! filling this bag I’m using [to beat you to death.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=553936&highlight=beat+grapes+death) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/670 "2010-03-10T01:45:22Z")
to beat you to death is a longtime dream of mine you sonofabitch ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/671 "2010-03-10T03:09:42Z")
“You sonofabitch,” the sultry young actress shrieked, “now look what you’ve done!” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/672 "2010-03-10T03:34:29Z")
“Now look what you’ve done! You wanted a bit of nookie, And I missed my bus!” ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/673 "2010-03-10T03:36:36Z")
And I missed my bus the late man sadly exclaimed but no one listened ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/674 "2010-03-10T05:37:19Z")
But no one listened as I criticized Sonja; no one cared at all. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/675 "2010-03-10T06:22:19Z")
No one cared at all. So I fumed in the corner. I guess that showed them! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/676 "2010-03-10T10:36:47Z")
I guess that showed them! I would not eat my carrots little orange peckers ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/677 "2010-03-10T13:07:47Z")
Little orange peckers carefully placed on table centerpiece delight ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/678 "2010-03-10T14:09:54Z")
centerpiece delight afternoon delight on the dining room table ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/679 "2010-03-10T14:22:10Z")
Dining room table is not a good place for sex when there’s company ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/680 "2010-03-10T14:34:02Z")
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