# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/681 "2010-03-10T14:37:23Z")
Silent but deadly Her eyes told tales that frightened and froze my soul’s core. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/682 "2010-03-10T14:43:45Z")
and froze my soul’s core with the lifeless gaze of the eyes of the undead ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/683 "2010-03-10T14:53:22Z")
Eyes of the undead Coworkers in their cubbies staring at blank screens. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/684 "2010-03-10T14:59:55Z")
staring at blank screens. Where are the SDMB? Did they crash again? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/685 "2010-03-10T15:22:38Z")
Did the crash again? Those crazy women drivers Almost worse then men ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/686 "2010-03-10T16:35:38Z")
almost worse than men the locusts swarm and devour narcissistic bugs ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/687 "2010-03-10T16:57:41Z")
Narcissistic bugs Preening, not pollinating Colony outcasts. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/688 "2010-03-10T17:23:21Z")
Colony outcasts forced from the stockade, expelled into wilderness. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/689 "2010-03-10T18:59:22Z")
Into wilderness He befriends bear, grows a beard He’s Grizzly Adams ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/690 "2010-03-10T18:59:39Z")
into wilderness would be the ideal form of banishment for me. ETA: Darn it! He’s Grizzly Adams what with all the facial hair shave already man! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/691 "2010-03-10T19:21:18Z")
Shave already man! But George Bernard Shaw laughed loud beating the barber ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/692 "2010-03-10T19:23:18Z")
beating the barber for not cutting women’s hair I don’t like salons. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/693 "2010-03-10T21:11:54Z")
I don’t like salons. I’d rather talk sports than books With some other drunks. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/694 "2010-03-10T21:14:19Z")
With some other drunks They yell and weep and stumble; I just get giggly. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/695 "2010-03-10T21:16:29Z")
I just get giggly watching drunks stagger about Whoo hoo! drunks are fun ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/696 "2010-03-10T21:19:53Z")
“Whoo hoo! Drunks are fun,” or so Moe tells me when I drop in to his bar. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/697 "2010-03-10T21:26:58Z")
Drop in to his bar. If you’re a priest, you’ll soon be The butt of a joke. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/698 "2010-03-10T21:45:31Z")
The butt of a joke? J-Lo is the owner of A joke of a butt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/699 "2010-03-10T22:18:37Z")
A joke of a butt? Nay, J-Lo’s tushy rightly is envied by all. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/700 "2010-03-10T22:29:15Z")
Is envied by all? I think not, Elendil’s Heir As a butt, it’s “meh” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=36)