# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/701 "2010-03-10T23:39:32Z")
As a butt it’s “meh” Everyone has a big butt Tell me about yours ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/702 "2010-03-10T23:58:37Z")
Tell me about yours It is two-cheeked, and quite round Sometimes, full of shit ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/703 "2010-03-11T04:18:08Z")
Sometimes full of shit sometimes wisdom flows freely No, it’s still all shit. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/704 "2010-03-11T05:00:21Z")
No, it’s still all shit. In fact, shit from Shinola Yes, shoe polish shit ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/705 "2010-03-11T06:25:21Z")
Yes, shoe polish shit my collie explained to me I did not buy it ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/706 "2010-03-11T14:21:24Z")
I did not buy it. I bid, but the last minute SNIP! Stupid eBay. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/707 "2010-03-11T15:48:53Z")
SNIP! Stupid eBay. I coveted “Christ on toast” But it was withdrawn. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/708 "2010-03-11T15:49:00Z")
SNIP! Stupid Ebay I just want to buy the thing Why make this so hard? ETA: Darn it again - I previewed! But it was withdrawn That’s what he said anyway nine months later - whoops! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/709 "2010-03-11T16:55:58Z")
nine months later - whoops! there it is, whoops! there it is an earworm for you ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/710 "2010-03-11T16:59:25Z")
An earworm for you Neun und Neunzig luftballons I hope you enjoy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/711 "2010-03-11T17:03:52Z")
I hope you enjoy that flashback to the Eighties; nuclear war - yikes! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/712 "2010-03-11T17:11:05Z")
nuclear war - yikes! they blinded me with science! nuclear earworm? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/713 "2010-03-11T17:17:23Z")
Nuclear earworm? They had those in Wrath of Khan Terrell shot himself ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/714 "2010-03-11T17:31:50Z")
Terrell shot himself rather than listen to more Shatner emoting. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/715 "2010-03-11T17:50:53Z")
Shatner emoting is the best part of Priceline: business model sucks ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/716 "2010-03-11T18:08:10Z")
business model sucks renting shoehorns by the hour hey, at least I tried ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/717 "2010-03-11T19:04:24Z")
Hey, at least I tried I mean that I tried to try Or thought about it ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/718 "2010-03-11T19:24:18Z")
or thought about it with neurons and synapses and my myelin sheath ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/719 "2010-03-11T19:35:48Z")
And my myelin sheath in original wrapper Fanboys never die! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/720 "2010-03-11T19:57:09Z")
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