# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/721 "2010-03-11T21:04:16Z")
just go to movies see your star wars, lord of rings I’ll tango in Paris ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/722 "2010-03-11T21:38:44Z")
I’ll tango in Paris But there’s no Can-Cans on stage In Buenos Aires. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/723 "2010-03-11T21:53:33Z")
In Buenos Aires I’ve heard they enjoy good air So don’t cry for them ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/724 "2010-03-11T22:46:21Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I’ll tango in Paris Six syllables! FOUL! ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/725 "2010-03-12T00:15:24Z")
Six syllables! FOUL! seven is a better sum and five is good too ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/726 "2010-03-12T00:30:09Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Six syllables! FOUL! Whoops. Got me. > [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#): > > Six syllables! FOUL! > seven is a better sum > and five is good too Penguin, the next line is “So don’t cry for them” ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/727 "2010-03-12T00:36:29Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Penguin, the next line is “So don’t cry for them” So don’t cry for them when they have fun with the rules. don’t get mad either ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/728 "2010-03-12T03:34:29Z")
Don’t get mad either GET Even! But that belief Makes the whole world blind ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/729 "2010-03-12T04:25:37Z")
Makes the whole world blind? The same thing happens with too much masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/730 "2010-03-12T05:11:10Z")
much masturbating a handy form of relief don’t forget lotion ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/731 "2010-03-12T06:31:45Z")
don’t forget lotion use sunscreen for jerking off don’t get a burnt dick ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/732 "2010-03-12T12:03:55Z")
don’t get a burnt dick or you will burn rubber, too and have a hot rod ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/733 "2010-03-12T14:14:45Z")
And have a hot rod in nuclear reactors Electricity ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/734 "2010-03-12T14:15:14Z")
and have a hot rod, hot todd and hot maud–stupid sexy ned flanders. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/735 "2010-03-12T15:56:27Z")
Electricity I get a charge out of it When I’m not careful ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/736 "2010-03-12T16:03:06Z")
When I’m not careful I create planets and stars Sorry about that ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/737 "2010-03-12T16:28:57Z")
Sorry about that Fart I let escape last night – I love beans too much. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/738 "2010-03-12T16:32:32Z")
I love beans too much you know, the magical fruit Toot! Toot! Ah. Feels good. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/739 "2010-03-12T18:13:33Z")
Toot! Toot! Ah, feels good! Tsk, tsk, tsk matron scolded guess her shit don’t stink ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/740 "2010-03-12T18:18:42Z")
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