# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/741 "2010-03-12T18:20:55Z")
guess her shit don’t stink. guess again, bub. We’re talking dead skunk in latrine Damn! I was beat to it. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/742 "2010-03-12T19:17:42Z")
Doubted he was right missing the edit button stumbling onward ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/743 "2010-03-12T19:20:11Z")
stumbling onward my worst fears were realized zombies! tons of them! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/744 "2010-03-12T19:29:47Z")
Zombies! Tons of them! How long 'til the Dope crashes? Plenty of braaaaaaaaains here. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/745 "2010-03-12T19:32:33Z")
Plenty of brains here too bad they’re all in glass jars seeped in odd fluids ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/746 "2010-03-12T19:35:11Z")
Seeped in odd fluids. I don’t consider liquor to be odd at all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/747 "2010-03-12T19:39:39Z")
To be odd at all on the Dope is not easy. All are odd; thus, none. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/748 "2010-03-12T20:06:54Z")
All are odd; thus, none I have 10 toes: 6 on the Right, 4 on the left ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/749 "2010-03-12T21:23:30Z")
Right 4, on the left spin back to 27 and then right to 9 ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/750 "2010-03-12T21:26:33Z")
And then right to 9. Just make sure, don’t miss the exit. Easy directions. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/751 "2010-03-12T21:29:36Z")
Easy directions: add eggs and water to mix Birthday cake success! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/752 "2010-03-12T22:23:47Z")
Easy directions Turn right at the big oak tree Then left at the barn Drats! Birthday cake success Don’t forget to add sugar Leave out the arsenic ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/753 "2010-03-12T22:34:58Z")
Leave out the arsenic? Maybe use thalidomide, I bet that hurts too. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/754 "2010-03-12T23:26:42Z")
I bet that hurts too smashing your toe with hammer (relative to thumbs) ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/755 "2010-03-13T01:21:46Z")
realitive to thumbs, the finger family mocked toes snobs snubbing support ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/756 "2010-03-13T03:41:42Z")
Snobs snubbing support; aristocrats with flat feet. O how they will ache! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/757 "2010-03-13T11:38:21Z")
O how they will ache! Those tummies after eating Too much Taco Bell ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/758 "2010-03-13T14:17:54Z")
Too much Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and Arbys Give me fast relief! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/759 "2010-03-13T15:30:45Z")
Give me fast relief There’s too much confusion here Joker to the thief ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/760 "2010-03-13T16:23:04Z")
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