# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/761 "2010-03-13T17:19:34Z")
I doubt he’s prepared (said to Mean Mr. Mustard) Y’all get it? Prepared? [link](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080201130715AADA9P0) ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/762 "2010-03-13T17:29:08Z")
Y’all get it? Prepared? Mustard linking joke in all leave puns alone, sir ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/763 "2010-03-13T20:16:06Z")
leave puns alone, sir they are not to be disturbed lest they murder you ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/764 "2010-03-13T22:35:50Z")
lest they murder you and throw your corpse to the dogs you will have no peace ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/765 "2010-03-14T03:33:32Z")
You will have no peace if you keep killing people Chill out, Uncle Sam! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/766 "2010-03-14T04:03:16Z")
Chill out. Uncle Sam is rehabilitating He’ll straighten out soon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/767 "2010-03-14T04:06:27Z")
“He’ll straighten out soon,” Liberace’s mom once said, but boy, was she wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/768 "2010-03-14T04:35:58Z")
But boy, was she wrong! there is just no way Clark Kent Could be Superman ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/769 "2010-03-14T05:09:24Z")
Could be Superman Could be the Batman, maybe They all look alike ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/770 "2010-03-14T17:18:15Z")
“They all look alike,” my crotchety grandpa said. He was right: triplets! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/771 "2010-03-14T18:39:10Z")
He was right. Triplets Are freak abnormalities That give me the chills ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/772 "2010-03-14T19:19:30Z")
That give me the chills Goosebumps dance upon my skin No more news for me ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/773 "2010-03-14T20:18:39Z")
No more news for me. No more fucking lies I see. Land of the free? Please. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/774 "2010-03-14T21:00:16Z")
Land of the free? Please. America is psycho Money is our god ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/775 "2010-03-14T21:32:12Z")
money is our god I must be an atheist there is no money! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/776 "2010-03-14T23:40:33Z")
“There is no money!” The Donald said with a frown as bankruptcy loomed. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/777 "2010-03-14T23:55:38Z")
As bankruptcy loomed I had a great idea Hey! A life of crime! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/778 "2010-03-15T00:14:19Z")
Hey! A life of crime! I can run for President! Said George W. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/779 "2010-03-15T00:18:35Z")
Said George W Waterboarding is okay let him try it out ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/780 "2010-03-15T02:18:17Z")
Let him try it out How dangerous can it be? Ouch! Son of a bitch! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=40)