# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/61 "2010-02-24T19:08:57Z")
A full moon tonight Do folks truly go crazy? Or is that a myth? ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/62 "2010-02-24T19:09:18Z")
A full moon tonight Benicio will howl soon and so will Lupine ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/63 "2010-02-24T19:10:33Z")
Or is that a myth? The wench did wonder out loud. The scotsman proved it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/64 "2010-02-24T19:14:46Z")
The Scotsman proved it Butt against glass is pressed ham Don’t ask for gravy ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/65 "2010-02-24T19:29:59Z")
don’t ask for gravy on french fries with mayonnaise KFC shooting ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/66 "2010-02-24T19:38:05Z")
KFC shooting They got the colonel, oh no Blood-splattered white suit ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/67 "2010-02-24T19:51:01Z")
Blood-spattered white suit Very hard to clean, James Bond. This will cost extra. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/68 "2010-02-24T19:53:20Z")
“This will cost extra” She said with her whorish smile. Where’s an ATM? ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/69 "2010-02-24T19:57:05Z")
Where’s an ATM? The blonde likes me, I can tell. Must hide the receipts. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/70 "2010-02-24T20:01:09Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > Blood-spattered white suit > Very hard to clean, James Bond. > This will cost extra. Threadwinner so far, I’d say. 😃 “Must hide the receipts,” said the Mob accountant, Sal, as he wiped his brow. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/71 "2010-02-24T20:03:50Z")
As he wiped his brow, His greatest fear was confirmed: No toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/72 "2010-02-24T20:14:14Z")
No toilet paper! What a dread realization - How I would hate that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/73 "2010-02-24T20:15:02Z")
No toilet paper In this inn, staying here Is not number one ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/74 "2010-02-24T20:17:45Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > No toilet paper! > What a dread realization - > How I would hate that. How I would hate that My turn to be too slow here Like some evil race ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/75 "2010-02-24T20:20:57Z")
like some evil race of snakelike eyeless monters I lurk in darkness ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/76 "2010-02-24T20:22:06Z")
I lurk in darkness Eternal life with sharp teeth; Call me vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/77 "2010-02-24T20:23:17Z")
Like some evil race Of yowling, starved refugees – The cats in the yard. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/78 "2010-02-24T20:25:44Z")
“Call me vampire.” Thus begins Melville’s take on Dracula’s story. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/79 "2010-02-24T20:27:40Z")
Not sure which one to go with, so I am going to stick with the vampire line call me a vampire and I will tear out your heart werewolves are better ETA: pervs clad as critters are dangerous to us all they trick us with fur ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/80 "2010-02-24T20:35:05Z")
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