# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/801 "2010-03-16T13:41:33Z")
He died with it, too, (my Uncle Stanley), who loved that Glock too damn much. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/802 "2010-03-16T13:59:16Z")
“That Glock too damn much.” I need it to shoot someone not invest in them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/803 "2010-03-16T14:12:47Z")
“Not invest in them, but buy them out and own them!” so said the tycoon. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/804 "2010-03-16T14:26:14Z")
So said the tycoon In the midst of the typhoon drowning in riches ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/805 "2010-03-16T14:37:23Z")
Drowning in Riches Would be so great, I miss it Eddie Izzard Rules! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/806 "2010-03-16T14:58:43Z")
Eddie Izzard Rules! Wild wit wantonly wicked Ready set punchline ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/807 "2010-03-16T15:02:19Z")
Ready set punchline You have to wait but you get A good cup of punch ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/808 "2010-03-16T16:46:50Z")
A good cup of punch, a couple of good punches either could fix him ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/809 "2010-03-16T17:52:11Z")
either could fix him and ether could fix him too perma-damn-ently ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/810 "2010-03-16T18:08:12Z")
Perma-damn-ently– That was the way that my dad Buried opponents. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/811 "2010-03-16T18:12:23Z")
buried opponents upon bloody fields of war. Its just football man. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/812 "2010-03-16T18:17:15Z")
Its just football man Doesn’t hold a candle to Our “just hockey”, man… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/813 "2010-03-16T20:01:12Z")
Our “just hockey” man played no other sport, and was bored stiff all summer. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/814 "2010-03-16T20:20:23Z")
bored stiff all summer the young undertaker was when he got laid off ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/815 "2010-03-16T20:31:26Z")
When he got laid off at first he was quite happy He missed the “off” part ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/816 "2010-03-16T21:00:28Z")
He missed the “off” part Cutting grass is difficult Rest in pieces, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/817 "2010-03-16T21:10:38Z")
Rest in pieces, sir. You’ve done quite enough damage With just one small trick. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/818 "2010-03-16T21:33:23Z")
With just one small trick Convinced them she was magic Oops–it was Salem ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/819 "2010-03-16T22:46:33Z")
Oops–it was Salem. Murder for a jar of red Rum. Males saw–'tis poo! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/820 "2010-03-16T23:27:06Z")
“Rum. Males saw–'tis poo!” Ends a haiku palindrome. Reads same either way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=42)