# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/821 "2010-03-16T23:31:15Z")
reads same either way the palindromic novel ti did reltub eht ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/822 "2010-03-17T00:51:24Z")
ti did reltub eht On the contrary! I feel somehow it’s my fault ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/823 "2010-03-17T02:11:17Z")
Somehow it’s my fault but I can’t help laughing loud because I care not ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/824 "2010-03-17T02:31:29Z")
Because I care not I would not, could not, should not I won’t not do it ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/825 "2010-03-17T09:51:04Z")
I won’t not do it Double negative? Why, sure! But who gives a frak? ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/826 "2010-03-17T11:32:54Z")
but who gives a frack? I would really like to know. I want to get one. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/827 "2010-03-17T13:15:51Z")
I want to get one. When you have nothing, even One is something more. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/828 "2010-03-17T13:29:12Z")
One is something more Twice of everything is best I gotta have it ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/829 "2010-03-17T13:41:41Z")
I gotta have it today cuz tomorrow it will be yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/830 "2010-03-17T14:27:45Z")
“Will be yesterday,” babbled Yoda like Frank Oz Wisdom from Muppets ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/831 "2010-03-17T14:30:22Z")
Wisdom from Muppets It’s not easy being green Don’t mess with the pig ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/832 "2010-03-17T14:51:59Z")
Don’t mess with the pig or someone with a pig farm: through bone like butter. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/833 "2010-03-17T16:47:33Z")
“Through bone like butter.” That’s the worst metaphor for sex I ever heard. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/834 "2010-03-17T17:34:03Z")
sex I ever heard When speaking of **Hal Briston** sex I ever herd ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/835 "2010-03-17T17:46:55Z")
Sex I ever, herd frantic orgy in the dark Smells like bong water ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/836 "2010-03-17T17:49:24Z")
Smells like bong water Or is it Britney’s perfume? I can never tell. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/837 "2010-03-17T17:54:41Z")
I can never tell Is it first pants, then undies or the other way? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/838 "2010-03-17T17:56:35Z")
Or the other way? Skip the undies and fly free! Only way to fly! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/839 "2010-03-17T17:57:39Z")
I can never tell I’m scared they’ll slice up my brain just like Bill Casey ETA: Shazzbot ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/840 "2010-03-17T17:58:08Z")
Just like bill casey the man the myth the legend. Who is that again? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=43)