# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/861 "2010-03-18T14:10:37Z")
moment of silence when Marcel Marceau passed on a moment of NON ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/862 "2010-03-18T16:52:50Z")
A moment of Non He picked up a bus and threw it at Superman ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/863 "2010-03-18T18:39:16Z")
_It_ at Superman? Clark Kent hosting [Pennywise](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(novel)) In sporting contest? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/864 "2010-03-18T18:45:58Z")
In sporting contest I will always win. Always. Well, unless I lose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/865 "2010-03-18T19:19:47Z")
Well, unless I lose, perforce triumphant I am. Such are sports, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/866 "2010-03-18T19:21:03Z")
Such are sports, methinks. I prefer the indoor kind like billiards: sticks, holes. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/867 "2010-03-18T21:32:37Z")
Like billiards sticks holes or bowling balls pin alleys What was the question? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/868 "2010-03-18T21:43:39Z")
What was the question? What was the haiku last line? Christ on a cracker! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/869 "2010-03-18T23:28:47Z")
Christ on a cracker! Saltine image of Jesus! What’s your eBay bid? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/870 "2010-03-18T23:41:09Z")
What’s your eBay bid? For Mother Mary on toast, My first born male child. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/871 "2010-03-19T02:30:09Z")
My first born male child Shouted out, “Who’s your daddy?” “Your grandpa, you fool.” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/872 "2010-03-19T13:06:03Z")
Your grandpa, you fool, you need to write a letter, Won’t live forever. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/873 "2010-03-19T13:15:15Z")
Won’t live forever. Who wants to live forever? Take life day to day. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/874 "2010-03-19T13:19:40Z")
Take life day by day And take his wife, won’t you please? Begs old Jack Benny. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/875 "2010-03-19T14:05:21Z")
“Begs old Jack Benny. I think you are wrong, wrong, wrong” Said Henny Youngman ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/876 "2010-03-19T14:08:32Z")
Said Henny Youngman Or was it a young male hen? They’re all cocks to me. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/877 "2010-03-19T14:18:40Z")
They’re all cocks to me What, are we back on porn now? Hot and bothered now. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/878 "2010-03-19T14:50:16Z")
Hot and bothered now Since seeing Henny Youngman And Jack Benny’s names ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/879 "2010-03-19T15:11:05Z")
And Jack Benny’s names Are also names for cards and drugs, respectively ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/880 "2010-03-19T15:14:46Z")
Drugs respectively Declined. Too old for that shit Too young for the grave [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=45)