# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/941 "2010-03-22T14:27:29Z")
April 15th - Ugh! I can’t believe you’re not done Done February ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/942 "2010-03-22T14:34:59Z")
Done February Miss March, Miss April, Miss May Now to boink Miss June ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/943 "2010-03-22T15:09:12Z")
NOW to boink Miss June? Wow! Talk about girl-on-girl action. Too damn much. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/944 "2010-03-22T15:10:51Z")
Action: too damn much; comedy: not yet enough; Horror: is the best. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/945 "2010-03-22T16:20:05Z")
Horror: is the best I frequent horror houses Buncha cheap horrors ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/946 "2010-03-22T16:21:41Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Done February > Miss March, Miss April, Miss May > Now to boink Miss June One of the best yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/947 "2010-03-22T16:29:38Z")
Buncha cheap horrors They cut off all of my limbs And now they charge me? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/948 "2010-03-22T16:40:28Z")
And now they charge me? I thought they all would be free, not just the first one. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/949 "2010-03-22T16:44:15Z")
Not just the first one But the second, third, and fourth Are all great movies. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/950 "2010-03-22T16:54:05Z")
Are all great movies based on box office returns? What a sad concept! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/951 "2010-03-22T17:18:22Z")
What a sad concept Hollywood a cutthroat place as Orson Welles learned. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/952 "2010-03-22T17:18:55Z")
As Orson Welles learned if you have a cool sounding voice, you will go far. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/953 "2010-03-22T17:37:50Z")
“Voice, you will go far,” she said, but 'twasn’t my name; still, I did not mind. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/954 "2010-03-22T17:58:35Z")
Still, I did not mind the way she colored her nails New Jersey trash gal ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/955 "2010-03-22T18:06:41Z")
New Jersey trash gal She got bad skin, too much hair And she’s way too loud ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/956 "2010-03-22T19:00:15Z")
And she’s way too loud When she talks at the movies, I can’t hear the film. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/957 "2010-03-22T19:32:08Z")
I can’t hear the film 'cause both my ears are missing who heisted my ears? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/958 "2010-03-22T19:38:54Z")
Who heisted my ears? I think the femme fatale did Check under her muff ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/959 "2010-03-22T20:40:54Z")
check under her muff that muff stuff’s sure tough enough check under merkin ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/960 "2010-03-22T20:54:03Z")
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