# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/961 "2010-03-22T21:08:16Z")
check under merkin Its definitely not hers, one syllable high. Ooops - forgot which line I was supposed to use. Don’t blow the show, though if you do, we’ll have a row wrapped up with a bow ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/962 "2010-03-22T21:09:59Z")
wrapped up with a bow Orca’s blow hole is a star Whale sneezing hello ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/963 "2010-03-22T21:48:27Z")
Whale sneezing hello Is something more pleasant than shaking hands with squid ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/964 "2010-03-22T22:08:50Z")
Shaking hands with squid– _That_ we did not do during initiation… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/965 "2010-03-22T22:18:17Z")
Initiation Into the Gas Masters Club Involves flatulence ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/966 "2010-03-23T01:15:52Z")
Involves flatulence the Fart Proudly Club salutes Benjamin Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/967 "2010-03-23T02:23:43Z")
Benjamin Franklin printer, writer, diplomat and inventor - wow! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/968 "2010-03-23T04:25:27Z")
And inventor, wow! look at all the great things we depend upon now ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/969 "2010-03-23T04:37:14Z")
depend upon now tomorrow will be too late yesterday has passed ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/970 "2010-03-23T06:02:46Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > depend upon now > tomorrow will be too late > yesterday has passed Yesterday has passed. Remember to be here now. Says Baba Ram Das. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/971 "2010-03-23T09:46:23Z")
Says Baba Ram Das “I’m really Richard Alpert, You know, the Lost dude” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/972 "2010-03-23T12:53:16Z")
You know, the lost Dude, Not Jeffrey Lebowski, but the bowling ball Dude ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/973 "2010-03-23T14:10:22Z")
The bowling ball dude rolled a funny gutter ball youtube history ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/974 "2010-03-23T14:12:30Z")
YouTube history is even now written by idjits with cameras. Yes, I pronounce “cameras” as having two syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/975 "2010-03-23T15:13:10Z")
Idjits with cam’ras Are flooding my email box With pictures of crap ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/976 "2010-03-23T15:19:19Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > One of the best yet. 😃 Thank you! With pictures of crap. I really wish I hadn’t Googled “scat music” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/977 "2010-03-23T16:09:02Z")
Googled “scat music” Got pics of musical cats I forgot the “s.” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/978 "2010-03-23T17:17:41Z")
I forgot the “s” and thu mut edit my pot Seriously, though . . . ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/979 "2010-03-23T18:26:49Z")
Seriously, though… Healthcare bill Armageddon!!! You can stop laughing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/980 "2010-03-23T18:32:40Z")
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