# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/81 "2010-02-24T20:36:40Z")
screams “fur is murder” split the nighttime air in two why are they so loud? ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/82 "2010-02-24T20:39:25Z")
Why are they so loud? Alcohol fuels their passion. Man, these walls are thin. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/83 "2010-02-24T20:40:30Z")
Man, these wall are thin My fist penetrates with ease stupid computer ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/84 "2010-02-24T20:46:08Z")
Stupid Computer Oh how I love and hate thee Wait! WoW is back now. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/85 "2010-02-24T21:08:52Z")
Wait! Wow is back now but then again life awaits oh screw it, let’s play! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/86 "2010-02-24T21:19:21Z")
Oh screw it, let’s play! Work is dull and tedious. Oh yeah, it pays bills. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/87 "2010-02-24T21:20:43Z")
> [@](#): > > oh screw it, let’s play! > gambler’s anonymous > 13th step drop off (missed it by “that much”) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/88 "2010-02-24T21:27:44Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Oh screw it, let’s play! > Work is dull and tedious. > Oh yeah, it pays bills. Oh yeah, it pays the Bills NFL revenue sharing And Ralph Wilson’s cash ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/89 "2010-02-24T21:40:02Z")
And Ralph Wilson’s cash means nothing to me, really; I want fried chicken! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/90 "2010-02-24T21:42:15Z")
I want fried chicken especially from pop-eye’s best chicken ever ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/91 "2010-02-24T22:16:52Z")
best chicken ever exclaimed the doting husband uxoriously ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/92 "2010-02-24T22:33:27Z")
uxoriously Is a word I’ve never used why make this so hard? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/93 "2010-02-24T22:35:03Z")
uxoriously yes, I had to look it up p-whipped, don’t cha know edit: frackin’ late again ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/94 "2010-02-24T22:37:20Z")
why make this so hard? it’s the hardest one I’ve seen! (yes, that’s what she said) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/95 "2010-02-24T22:57:56Z")
(yes, that’s what she said) Yes! She screamed oragsmically At the ice cream shop ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/96 "2010-02-24T23:14:28Z")
At the ice cream shop, All the children were laughing. Then the fire started. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/97 "2010-02-24T23:30:17Z")
Then the fire started Burn all Spinal Tap records Include Shark Sandwhich ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/98 "2010-02-25T00:20:06Z")
Include **Shark Sandwich** On the roster of Dopers Making this game fun. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/99 "2010-02-25T00:20:53Z")
Pipped! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/100 "2010-02-25T01:07:57Z")
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