# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1001 "2010-03-23T23:43:37Z")
All hail Mr. 'stard for starting this haiku thread foward two thousand ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1002 "2010-03-24T12:15:39Z")
foward two thousand toward the next milestone marker goward, said June Cleaver ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1003 "2010-03-24T14:03:44Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > …goward, said June Cleaver Bzzzzzzt. Six syllables. “Gward,” said June Cleaver, and her family wondered just what the hell she meant. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1004 "2010-03-24T14:06:37Z")
what the hell she meant when she called me a numb nuts I will never know ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1005 "2010-03-24T14:45:01Z")
I will never know wild riches or stardom I’m a lucky man ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1006 "2010-03-24T14:45:25Z")
I will never know the joy of being the champ for haiku challenge Darn it again! I’m a lucky man Wait, no I’m not, I’m a chick Preview fool, preview! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1007 "2010-03-24T15:43:02Z")
“Preview, fool, preview!” barked Mr. T, and of course I listened to him. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1008 "2010-03-24T15:49:01Z")
I listened to him As he droned endlessly on. Worst first date ever. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1009 "2010-03-24T15:49:30Z")
I listen to him For he was the Chuck Norris And could punch my neck (Congrats, Mr. Mustard) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1010 "2010-03-24T16:11:01Z")
Worst first date ever An orangutan and me A good hugger, though ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1011 "2010-03-24T16:43:50Z")
Damnit! A good hugger though, For he was the Chuck Norris And he was cuddly. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1012 "2010-03-24T17:24:45Z")
And he was cuddly And he was very handsome This ax murderer ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1013 "2010-03-24T17:31:08Z")
This ax murderer Sure liked killing those axes He had one to grind ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1014 "2010-03-24T17:57:17Z")
He had ine ti grind Two to to full and three to pull Bad dental checkup ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1015 "2010-03-24T18:20:55Z")
bad dental checkup is a real pain in the mouth sadism for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1016 "2010-03-24T18:54:18Z")
sadism for sure watching Biggest Loser show in real-time TV ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1017 "2010-03-24T19:05:48Z")
in real-time TV no TiVo? No DVR? not even DVD? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1018 "2010-03-24T19:40:40Z")
Bzzzzzzzzt. Six syllables. Not e’en DVD could lure me away from my Betamax, baby! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1019 "2010-03-24T20:32:30Z")
“Betamax Baby” 70s hit by that band The Sixth Syllable ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1020 "2010-03-24T21:09:07Z")
The Sixth Syllable Great Flick! I see extra syll-a-mah-bah-les [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=52)