# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1041 "2010-03-25T14:29:51Z")
Wanted a threesome And asked for a hole in one from the two duffers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1042 "2010-03-25T14:32:11Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I don’t have two bucks > Said the horny young doe who > Wanted a threesome Bravo! 😃 From the two duffers came lots of cursing as they missed some easy shots. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1043 "2010-03-25T14:34:45Z")
Wanted a threesome. Brought new girl to meet girlfriend. Having a onesome. Crap. Missed some easy shots. Made some even easier. No more drinks for me. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1044 "2010-03-25T15:18:10Z")
No more drinks for me after the first two dozen It’s hard to think straight ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1045 "2010-03-25T16:23:18Z")
It’s hard to think straight I crashed without a helmet Stupid tricycle ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1046 "2010-03-25T16:45:44Z")
Stupid tricycle It’s just three unicycles All tied together ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1047 "2010-03-25T17:15:34Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Stupid tricycle > It’s just three unicycles > All tied together All tied together Me, my girlfriend, and her friend Threesomes can be fun! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1048 "2010-03-25T17:15:38Z")
All tied together Congress finds the healthcare bills hope they can fix 'em. Dammit! Threesomes can be fun! I can think of actresses I’d love to invite. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1049 "2010-03-25T17:53:50Z")
I’d love to invite handsome polite men to the party in my pants ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1050 "2010-03-25T18:13:01Z")
party in my pants! called out the big ass hooker. Free installation! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1051 "2010-03-25T18:18:13Z")
Free installation! Because installation is falsely imprisoned ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1052 "2010-03-25T18:20:41Z")
Free installation! Yelled the carpet salesman, at least I think he was Drats! Falsely imprissoned I was never convicted of drowning kittens ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1053 "2010-03-25T18:23:16Z")
Of drowning Kittens There is no earthly excuse (Unless they’re all bad) ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1054 "2010-03-25T18:27:48Z")
Unless they’re all bad, I will eat these walnuts here. A tough nut to crack ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1055 "2010-03-25T18:52:56Z")
A tough nut to crack And a hard pill to swallow Bad tastes in my mouth ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1056 "2010-03-25T19:14:33Z")
Bad tastes in my mouth Oh why did I even eat Shit on a shingle? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1057 "2010-03-25T19:16:11Z")
[del]Bad tastes in my mouth: Hamburgers, Limburger cheese And frozen green beans[/del] Shit on a shingle? You mean creamed chipped beef on toast? Wash your mouth with soap! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1058 "2010-03-25T19:17:09Z")
“Shit on a shingle,” my dad’s Army buddies called their typical lunch. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1059 "2010-03-25T19:42:00Z")
Wash your mouth with soap! If you wash it with shit it Will never get clean ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1060 "2010-03-25T20:13:19Z")
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