# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1061 "2010-03-25T20:37:50Z")
You’ll make it fall off You don’t believe me? That is What happened to Ken ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1062 "2010-03-25T21:33:09Z")
What happened to Ken? He is nowhere to be found. Barbie sits alone. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1063 "2010-03-25T21:45:15Z")
Barbie sits alone on the curb outside Dream House Damn sub-prime mortgage! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1064 "2010-03-25T21:46:33Z")
Barbie sits alone the girl has outgrown her dolls adulthood sneaks up oops! Damn sub prime mortgage and all the other crap out to confuse my life ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1065 "2010-03-25T21:48:18Z")
Adulthood sneaks up On 27-year olds. No more insurance! oops. To confuse my life I will keep myself guessing. Who am I today? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1066 "2010-03-25T22:12:19Z")
Who am I, Today? Or maybe I’m Tomorrow I’ll be him Last Week. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1067 "2010-03-25T22:19:39Z")
I’ll be him last week. Wait, that’s future in the past. I need my constant! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1068 "2010-03-25T22:59:31Z")
I need my constant! Desmond! Where the freak are you? Lost, I’m assuming ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1069 "2010-03-25T23:29:26Z")
_Lost_, I’m assuming Will end its long run this year Goodnight, Black Smoke Thing! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1070 "2010-03-25T23:53:27Z")
Goodnight, Black Smoke Thing. Goodnight, John-Boy. Goodnight, Ben. WAAAAAALALTons, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1071 "2010-03-26T00:44:15Z")
Waltons, anyone? Hokiest program ever! Not on your life, bub. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1072 "2010-03-26T01:43:50Z")
Not on your life, bub. That can apply to so much. Let’s keep it clean, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1073 "2010-03-26T02:06:24Z")
Let’s keep it clean, folks Cussing’s only for sailors And vice-presidents ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1074 "2010-03-26T02:08:50Z")
And vice presidents are a dime a dozen in Big Business today. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1075 "2010-03-26T02:08:52Z")
Big business today. I just read that squalor thread… Must go home to clean– ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1076 "2010-03-26T02:32:44Z")
Must go home to clean after cleaning homes all day time to check want ads ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1077 "2010-03-26T02:58:03Z")
Time to check want ads If you like being locked in Wal-Mart is hiring ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1078 "2010-03-26T12:42:28Z")
Wal-Mart hiring a winning lotto ticket would come in handy ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1079 "2010-03-26T13:16:20Z")
would come in handy to have a third hand to use both keyboard and mouse ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1080 "2010-03-26T13:25:12Z")
both keyboard and mouse connect me to the Dopers great group of people [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=55)