# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1081 "2010-03-26T13:29:11Z")
Both keyboard and mouse Mickey playing Fur Elise Damn fine technique, too \ Great group of people Those who work hard to provide They’re unsung heroes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1082 "2010-03-26T13:53:27Z")
I love your first haiku **Mustard** They’re unsung heroes So I will write a song to Make them sung heroes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1083 "2010-03-26T14:10:57Z")
Make them sung heroes Give them Swedish penis pumps Make them hung heroes ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1084 "2010-03-26T14:18:17Z")
sometimes I can’t play because I just don’t want to go there. Hung heroes? Really? Lol. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1085 "2010-03-26T14:57:52Z")
Make them hung heroes and string them up by their wangs. an unpleasant thought. (I’m with you MH!) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1086 "2010-03-26T15:15:50Z")
An unpleasant thought Give rich kids a TV show Just to watch them whine ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1087 "2010-03-26T15:31:51Z")
Just to watch them whine Millions have tuned in to Jerry Springer’s show - Hmmmm, mil-yuns :: Mill-ee-yuns I smell a fight coming on! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1088 "2010-03-26T16:06:32Z")
Jerry Springer’s show has the best TV fight scenes redneck v. gangsta ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1089 "2010-03-26T16:14:14Z")
_Redneck v. Gangsta_ is not a Supreme Court case of which I have heard. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1090 "2010-03-26T16:42:41Z")
Of which I have heard I like Mean Mr. Mustard Of all Beatles songs ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1091 "2010-03-26T16:43:41Z")
[quote=“Annie-Xmas, post:1082, topic:529955”] I love your first haiku **Mustard** Why, thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1092 "2010-03-26T16:51:11Z")
Of all Beatles songs There’s only one that’s about A Yellow U-Boat ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1093 "2010-03-26T17:25:50Z")
A Yellow U-Boat battling the blue meanies Technicolor toon ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1094 "2010-03-26T17:45:33Z")
Technicolor toon: It helps me to kill the mobs. Addicted to WoW. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1095 "2010-03-26T18:01:21Z")
Addicted to Wow fantasy lives are more fun. reality blows. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1096 "2010-03-26T18:01:40Z")
Addicted to “wow,” “kazang,” “powie” and other 'toon exclamations. Dammit! Reality blows, or does it bite? I’m not sure; I’m just so confused. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1097 "2010-03-26T18:16:59Z")
I’m just so confused I drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1098 "2010-03-26T19:15:13Z")
Park on a driveway may make more sense, yet we say Park in the driveway ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1099 "2010-03-26T19:39:26Z")
Park in the driveway Then come inside for dinner We’re having grilled steaks ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1100 "2010-03-26T19:45:23Z")
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