# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1101 "2010-03-26T20:52:57Z")
I’ll bring bev’rages Your bring a grill and some steaks We’ll BBBQ\* \*The extra B is for bring your own beer ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1102 "2010-03-26T20:57:04Z")
I’ll bring bev’rages! Mill’r Lite? Budweis’r? Mike’s Lem’nade? I’m gett’n excited! \ We’ll BBBQ Then we’ll BBBBQ With BBB King ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1103 "2010-03-26T22:13:01Z")
With BBB King, Lord of all the BBBs His domain’s mighty ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1104 "2010-03-26T23:15:37Z")
His domain’s mighty But is he its true master? Ask Jerry Seinfeld! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1105 "2010-03-27T01:43:16Z")
Ask Jerry Seinfeld if selling your soul wholesale is really worth it ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1106 "2010-03-27T02:07:09Z")
Is really worth it The foreign merchant told me Re the lame camel ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1107 "2010-03-27T08:38:43Z")
re the lame camel, carrying around a hump is bad for the knees ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1108 "2010-03-27T12:22:37Z")
is bad for the knees is bad for all the people me no like working ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1109 "2010-03-27T13:46:22Z")
Me no like working Let’s stay home and eat fish stcks Who wants some mayonaise? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1110 "2010-03-27T13:55:07Z")
Who wants some mayonaise? No sandwich or anything, just a white spoonful ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1111 "2010-03-27T15:24:13Z")
Just a white spoonful Cold, then melting, smooth goodness. Vanilla ice cream ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1112 "2010-03-28T00:27:11Z")
Vanilla ice cream Is the default choice for most, But give me chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1113 "2010-03-28T00:52:13Z")
But give me chocolate, Better pronounce it chock-let Haiku Nazi lurks. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1114 "2010-03-28T01:56:13Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Me no like working > Let’s stay home and eat fish stcks > Who wants some mayonaise? **FOUL!** ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1115 "2010-03-28T01:57:48Z")
Haiku Nazi lurks He’s looking at you, may’nnaise Foul white condiment ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1116 "2010-03-28T03:19:49Z")
Foul white condiment produced in the money shot Ronald’s “secret sauce.” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1117 "2010-03-28T04:12:31Z")
Ronald’s “secret sauce”. That’s what Mr. Jeremy calls his work product. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1118 "2010-03-28T14:51:35Z")
Calls his work product: Come here, come here, work product. Frankenstein enters. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1119 "2010-03-28T15:17:40Z")
Frankenstein enters the monster still needs a brain Igor on the job ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1120 "2010-03-28T15:32:17Z")
Igor on the job but Abby Normal came back Time to zap that corpse [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=57)