# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1141 "2010-03-29T18:59:21Z")
Dudley Doright rocks But I think Nell is a peach Bullwinkle on yet? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1142 "2010-03-29T19:15:20Z")
Bullwinkle on yet? I can’t get me enough of Fractured Fairy Tales! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1143 "2010-03-29T19:20:57Z")
Fractured Fairy Tales! Edward Everett Horton, you are sorely missed. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1144 "2010-03-29T19:34:06Z")
You are sorely missed Cole slaw in my underwear Why’d I wear a thong? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1145 "2010-03-29T20:12:05Z")
Why’d I wear a thong? cole slaw goes better with briefs. edible undies? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1146 "2010-03-29T21:09:15Z")
Edible undies? I’ve never seen any pair, Much less eaten some. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1147 "2010-03-29T22:38:09Z")
Much Less Eaten Some Is the name of my rock band We do Jane Child songs ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1148 "2010-03-30T03:26:02Z")
We do Jane Child songs we do Jack Adult songs, too and fetch water pail. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1149 "2010-03-30T10:40:54Z")
and fetch water pail What bonehead dug the well at the top of the hill ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1150 "2010-03-30T12:41:37Z")
The top of the hill a fine spot for a picnic I can see your house! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1151 "2010-03-30T13:18:33Z")
I can see your house! These nails in my hands and feet Are a real big pain. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1152 "2010-03-30T14:17:40Z")
Are a real big pain and a resurrection trick worth all the hoopla? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1153 "2010-03-30T14:19:59Z")
I can see your house And I look in your bedroom I am a voyeur Well, I blew that one pretty badly. Worth all the hoolpa? Freezing your head for decades It works for Disney ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1154 "2010-03-30T14:30:03Z")
It works for Disney Can I make it work for me? Just his dough, that is. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1155 "2010-03-30T15:15:09Z")
Just his dough; that is, Pillsbury’s boy is all dough And yet no doughnuts ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1156 "2010-03-30T15:27:00Z")
And yet no doughnuts Where can I find some doughnuts Let’s call the police! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1157 "2010-03-30T15:30:00Z")
Let’s call the Police! I need someone to watch me Ev’ry breath I take ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1158 "2010-03-30T15:32:54Z")
Ev’ry breath I take today is in sheer terror custody battle ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1159 "2010-03-30T15:42:59Z")
Custody battle Hope it’s better than Custer’s at Little Big Horn ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1160 "2010-03-30T16:10:50Z")
At Little Big Horn? That’s quite a contradiction Like those jumbo shrimp [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=59)