# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1161 "2010-03-30T16:17:50Z")
Like those jumbo shrimp? The secret ingredient is love (and booze, too) ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1162 "2010-03-30T16:38:27Z")
Is love (and booze, too) what makes the world go around? Sure makes my head spin ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1163 "2010-03-30T16:48:53Z")
Sure makes my head spin when people cannot agree I want anchovies ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1164 "2010-03-30T17:21:41Z")
I want anchovies To not be on my pizza Swim elswhere, fishies ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1165 "2010-03-30T17:37:50Z")
Swim elsewhere, fishies It looks like a waterslide But it’s a beer bong ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1166 "2010-03-30T19:35:01Z")
But it’s a beer bong The frat boy is drinking from. Ah, campus hijinks! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1167 "2010-03-30T21:30:08Z")
Ah, campus hijinks Getting drunk and having fun Why should we study? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1168 "2010-03-30T23:23:16Z")
Why should we study? Why should we care? What the hell? I’m off to Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1169 "2010-03-31T00:44:42Z")
I’m off to Vegas I can take advantage of Those hot sluts, er, slots ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1170 "2010-03-31T04:21:16Z")
Those hot sluts, er, slots have me dreaming of wenches, trollops, whores and fish. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1171 "2010-03-31T05:26:18Z")
trollops, whores and fish all sold by mongers and they kind of smell the same ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1172 "2010-03-31T12:10:48Z")
kind of smell the same kind of look a lot alike This must be LA ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1173 "2010-03-31T14:22:49Z")
This must be LA The boobs, smiles, and attitudes They are all fake here ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1174 "2010-03-31T19:59:10Z")
They are all fake here. Nothing is real. Up is down. I’m in Wackyland. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1175 "2010-03-31T20:20:46Z")
I’m in Wackyland. It’s a theme park where the rides Are based on [these cards](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Packages). ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1176 "2010-03-31T21:46:59Z")
Are based on these cards Odds of me winning, that is, This fifty-cent pot ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1177 "2010-03-31T22:15:22Z")
This fifty-cent pot Must be the worst weed ever. Makes chemo pain worse! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1178 "2010-04-01T00:57:02Z")
Makes chemo pain worse Though fortunately for me gangrene cures cancer ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1179 "2010-04-01T01:42:45Z")
gangrene cures cancer it also cures arthritis but it ain’t pretty ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1180 "2010-04-01T02:10:54Z")
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