# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/101 "2010-02-25T01:29:29Z")
“Take off that parka,” Todd Palin leered to Sarah; the rest is porno. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/102 "2010-02-25T01:30:19Z")
Take off that parka. Want top or bottom? Yupik. And Inuit goes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/103 "2010-02-25T01:47:20Z")
And Inuit goes, Sauk, Cherokee and Mohawk, Indians afloat. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/104 "2010-02-25T02:02:56Z")
People, people (clapping hands loudly)…out of order!!! the rest is porno… ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/105 "2010-02-25T02:25:32Z")
The rest is porno, But it’s not to my liking. Where are the midgets? ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/106 "2010-02-25T02:55:02Z")
Where are the midgets? You insensitive bastard. What were you thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/107 "2010-02-25T03:43:53Z")
What were you thinking? There is not an “I” in team But there is ME. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/108 "2010-02-25T04:44:43Z")
But there is ME Only when I am with YOU So we must be WE ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/109 "2010-02-25T10:40:29Z")
So we must be We And then you must be you, oui? Then we must play Wii ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/110 "2010-02-25T14:26:52Z")
Then we must play Wii though its not as much fun as this Haiku Madness ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/111 "2010-02-25T14:39:23Z")
This Haiku Madness has been quite effective for padding my post count ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/112 "2010-02-25T14:49:20Z")
padding my post count with self-deprecating posts yet, subconsciously ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/113 "2010-02-25T14:56:01Z")
Yet, subconsciously I can’t help but wonder if I have thought this through. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/114 "2010-02-25T15:14:44Z")
I have thought this through and believe Haiku Madness truly brings me joy. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/115 "2010-02-25T15:20:27Z")
Truly brings ME joy, But my humor offends some? An acquired taste. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/116 "2010-02-25T15:22:00Z")
An acquired taste In Cafe Society the braunschweiger thread. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/117 "2010-02-25T15:23:46Z")
Truly brings me joy. Almond Joy. Not Mounds. Sometimes I feel like a nut. ETA: the braunschweiger thread. I feel like an idiot I need to preview. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/118 "2010-02-25T15:24:05Z")
An acquired taste of rum and coke, yummy drink Wish I had one now ETA: Too late ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/119 "2010-02-25T15:25:08Z")
I feel like a nut for obsessively playing this word game today ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/120 "2010-02-25T15:27:04Z")
this word game today all praise the five-seven-five syllabication [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=7)