# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1181 "2010-04-01T03:21:19Z")
Newborn baby girl Mom, dad say she’s so pretty Grams says “We’ll have fun” \* \*True story when my daughter was born, though grandma said “we’re going to have so much fun.” Can’t quite fit that into the last line. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1182 "2010-04-01T05:59:15Z")
Grams says “We’ll have fun” as she butters up the goats I think she is wrong ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1183 "2010-04-01T12:35:22Z")
I think she is wrong does marriage really include doing dishes too? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1184 "2010-04-01T14:04:42Z")
Doing dishes too tough for me; you will find me on the couch with book. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1185 "2010-04-01T14:31:18Z")
On the couch with book To go on great adventures Or so TV says ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1186 "2010-04-01T14:40:52Z")
Or so TV says. Has TV lied to me yet? No, not yet. Not yet. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1187 "2010-04-01T14:49:12Z")
No, not yet. Not yet. No, not yet, not yet, not yet Well, that’s what _she_ said ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1188 "2010-04-01T15:56:16Z")
“Well,” that’s what she said when I asked about from where to get cold water. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1189 "2010-04-01T17:28:31Z")
_boo boo_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1190 "2010-04-01T17:29:58Z")
To get cold water Just add ice to warm water Don’t microwave it ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1191 "2010-04-01T18:29:51Z")
Don’t microwave it (talking about your pecker) Hurts to close the door ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1192 "2010-04-01T20:24:53Z")
Hurts to close the door Of your car on your fingers. Expletives ensue. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1193 "2010-04-01T20:28:33Z")
Expletives ensue when I see what GOP is up to these days. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1194 "2010-04-01T21:59:58Z")
Is up to these days what with the forum names changed All hail the new Dope! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1195 "2010-04-01T22:43:52Z")
All hail the new dope It’s the same Dope but diff’rent. Show me ur cat pics ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1196 "2010-04-01T22:50:05Z")
Show me ur cat pics And I’ll show you my rooster Get it? Huh? Get it? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1197 "2010-04-01T23:00:50Z")
Get it? Huh? Get it? You just don’t like my humor. I’m going to Moms. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1198 "2010-04-01T23:32:57Z")
I’m going to Mom’s to apologize for that really foul [foul ball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=558005) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1199 "2010-04-02T01:27:57Z")
Really foul foul ball is is very very bad but but I like it! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1200 "2010-04-02T03:58:55Z")
But but I like it Stuttering generation Jamming with the Who [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=61)