# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1201 "2010-04-02T04:20:31Z")
Jamming with the Who “Who? What’s the name of The Band?” “The Who.” “The Band?” “Yes.” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1202 "2010-04-02T07:47:50Z")
“The Who.” “The Band?” “Yes.” Bud Abbott, Lou Costello would be proud of you. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1203 "2010-04-02T11:31:13Z")
Would be proud of you If you weren’t so gol-darned dumb. Stop watching Fox News! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1204 "2010-04-02T11:46:21Z")
Stop watching Fox News Everything they say is fake Watch Onion instead ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1205 "2010-04-02T12:03:41Z")
Watch onion instead of letting it roam wild please tame your salad ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1206 "2010-04-02T13:30:45Z")
please tame your salad follow the path of the zen Balance yin and yang ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1207 "2010-04-02T13:46:40Z")
Balance yin and yang Ancient chinese secret, huh? Shut the feng shui up ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1208 "2010-04-02T15:50:22Z")
Shut the feng shui up? No way! It speaks to me of peace, tranquility. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1209 "2010-04-02T15:53:16Z")
Peace, tranquility. Name two states of mind absent from Great Debates posts. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1210 "2010-04-02T16:03:52Z")
From Great Debates posts One may draw a conclusion Or gouge out one’s eye… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1211 "2010-04-02T16:08:21Z")
Or gouge out one’s eye When one has a hook hand and a bird craps in it ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1212 "2010-04-02T17:29:12Z")
“A bird craps in it” the consensus critique of Clash of the Titans ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1213 "2010-04-02T17:42:26Z")
Clash of the Titans Ginger, Auburn, Strawberry So many redheads. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1214 "2010-04-02T18:29:29Z")
So many redheads Does proverbial carpet Match the titian drapes? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1215 "2010-04-02T18:33:07Z")
Match the titian drapes? The drapes match the lamp shade which matches throw pillows ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1216 "2010-04-02T18:49:17Z")
Matches throw pillows and lighters can start rumbles Fire is not my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1217 "2010-04-02T19:16:19Z")
Fire is not my friend Fire destroys all it touches Yet it calls to me ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1218 "2010-04-02T20:11:42Z")
Yet it calls to me With a credit card offer. “Do Not Call list”? Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1219 "2010-04-02T20:54:07Z")
“Do Not Call list”? Ha! It is to laugh; Big Business of course will reach you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1220 "2010-04-02T22:26:01Z")
of course will reach you the damn long arm of the law when you’re being bad [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=62)