# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1241 "2010-04-04T02:21:18Z")
In _Logjammin’_ flick, Bunny LaJoya appeared, Played by Tara Reid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1242 "2010-04-04T02:39:42Z")
Played by Tara Reid. No relation to Harry. He of Searchlight fame. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1243 "2010-04-04T11:53:12Z")
He of Searchlight fame is one of those things unknown Hey! Happy Easter! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1244 "2010-04-04T14:55:50Z")
Hey! Happy Easter! it’s a beautiful spring day enjoy time outside ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1245 "2010-04-04T16:48:38Z")
Enjoy time outside Big storm coming to NorCal I’m inside today. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1246 "2010-04-04T20:50:43Z")
I’m inside today But did yard work earlier Picking up loose sticks. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1247 "2010-04-04T21:45:35Z")
Picking up loose sticks a lot less fun than loose chics keep the hands busy ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1248 "2010-04-04T21:59:38Z")
Keep the hands busy I can’t find any loose chicks. Busy hands tonight. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1249 "2010-04-04T22:32:59Z")
Busy hands tonight. Pizza and salad, that’s it. No hams need apply. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1250 "2010-04-04T22:58:31Z")
No hams need apply There’s pierogi in the house Fried, with sour cream ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1251 "2010-04-04T23:06:45Z")
Fried, with sour cream will make anything tasty How 'bout some bacon? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1252 "2010-04-04T23:43:41Z")
Fried, with sour cream That’s how I like my sour kraut Wait, I hate sour kraut (For the purposes of this haiku, “sour” is one sylamable) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1253 "2010-04-05T00:12:39Z")
You’ve disrupted the space-time continuum. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1254 "2010-04-05T00:41:32Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > (For the purposes of this haiku, “sour” is one sylamable) Except for the first line, right? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1255 "2010-04-05T00:42:43Z")
I hate sourkraut. Bratwursts deserve onions and hot russian mustard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1256 "2010-04-05T04:51:18Z")
Hot Russian mustard? Never heard of it before Stadium for me. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1257 "2010-04-05T11:25:40Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > Except for the first line, right? 😛 Yup. 😃 Stadium for me Where else can a fella go To watch football games ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1258 "2010-04-05T12:08:04Z")
To watch football games And enjoy, you can’t be a Detroit Lions fan ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1259 "2010-04-05T13:22:13Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > To watch football games > And enjoy, you can’t be a > Detroit Lions fan Detroit Lions fan Chicago, baseball: Lions and tigers and bears! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1260 "2010-04-05T13:28:41Z")
And tigers and bears are large mammals that I fear; none around here - whew! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=64)