# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1261 "2010-04-05T13:55:22Z")
None around here - whew! That was close! I thought I saw A nun around here ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1262 "2010-04-05T14:16:53Z")
A nun around here? You have a bad habit of talking that nunsense ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1263 "2010-04-05T14:31:47Z")
talking that nunsense maybe you can explain the Stations of the Cross ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1264 "2010-04-05T14:33:43Z")
Stations of the Cross: Jesus during sad last day on to Golgotha ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1265 "2010-04-05T14:56:32Z")
On to Golgotha But not his last day at all Isn’t that the point? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1266 "2010-04-05T15:03:58Z")
Isn’t that the point? I see what you mean. Easter lesson’s eternal. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1267 "2010-04-05T15:13:12Z")
Lesson’s eternal: Look before crossing the street And tip your waitress ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1268 "2010-04-05T17:43:45Z")
And tip your waitress But not so forcefully that She falls right over ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1269 "2010-04-05T18:12:39Z")
She falls right over herself with the hot desire a hot fudge sundae ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1270 "2010-04-05T18:14:16Z")
a hot fudge sundae is what I’m contemplating as I eat lettuce ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1271 "2010-04-05T18:43:36Z")
As I eat lettuce I keep thinking that I’m the worst rabbit ever ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1272 "2010-04-05T19:30:39Z")
Worst rabbit ever Did not like lettuce, carrots Just loved Jack Daniels ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1273 "2010-04-05T19:39:31Z")
Just loved Jack Daniels Until too much was consumed. The carpet still smells. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1274 "2010-04-05T20:34:53Z")
The carpet still smells. After the flood receded, The sewage did not. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1275 "2010-04-05T21:25:04Z")
The sewage did not quite mask his halitosis It was pretty bad ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1276 "2010-04-05T21:28:14Z")
It was pretty bad when the dog wanted fresh air No more broccoli ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1277 "2010-04-05T21:48:24Z")
No more broccoli It’s a nasty creation Pass the chocolate, please ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1278 "2010-04-05T22:12:00Z")
Pass the chocolate please I want some on my bacon Big heart attack, please ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1279 "2010-04-05T23:31:44Z")
Big heart attack please, is old hash slinger slang for Six fried eggs on toast ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1280 "2010-04-05T23:37:06Z")
My last girlfriend had an ass like six fried eggs on toast –white and runny [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=65)