# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1281 "2010-04-06T00:10:04Z")
_dang gotta go_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1282 "2010-04-06T00:18:25Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > … > –white and runny Bzzt. Four syllables. I’ll go with: All white and runny like rice pudding put through the blender on “Puree.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1283 "2010-04-06T01:57:20Z")
blender on puree allows you to eat hot dogs if your jaw is wired ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1284 "2010-04-06T04:31:09Z")
If your jaw is wired Not much talking you will do A wise man listens ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1285 "2010-04-06T12:55:56Z")
A wise man listens When his mom says don’t holster A gun down your pants ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1286 "2010-04-06T13:03:42Z")
A gun down your pants Careful–that thing could go off And so could the gun ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1287 "2010-04-06T13:10:15Z")
And so, could the gun be blamed for those two murders? I didn’t mean to shoot! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1288 "2010-04-06T13:25:22Z")
I didn’t mean to shoot. Gun went off by accident That’s what they all say. ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1289 "2010-04-06T13:29:04Z")
That’s what they all say when they’re caught with their pants down like Woods and Edwards. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1290 "2010-04-06T14:07:55Z")
like Woods and Edwards. And self-shooter accident [Plaxico Burress](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaxico_Burress#Accidental_shooting) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1291 "2010-04-06T14:10:55Z")
Plaxico Burress a name that flows trippingly off the tongue, O joy! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1292 "2010-04-06T14:13:12Z")
Off the tongue, o joy, the words spill with abandon some brevity please ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1293 "2010-04-06T14:16:45Z")
Some brevity please Knock, knock! who’s there? Banana– No, that’s levity ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1294 "2010-04-06T14:40:15Z")
No, that’s levity Star of TV and movies Eugene Levity ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1295 "2010-04-06T15:44:19Z")
> [@Uncle\_Goat](#): > > And so, could the gun > be blamed for those two murders? > I didn’t mean to shoot! “didn’t” = 1 syllable? Perhaps “di’nt” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1296 "2010-04-06T16:12:04Z")
Eugene Levity He’s in that old math movie American pi ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1297 "2010-04-06T16:34:43Z")
American Pi I would prefer Pie, not Pi Banana cream, Yum! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1298 "2010-04-06T16:57:34Z")
Banana cream yum? Is that an innuendo? Well, in **your** endo ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1299 "2010-04-06T17:32:44Z")
Well, in your endo Where suppositories go Loosens things up-o ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1300 "2010-04-06T18:22:17Z")
Loosens things up. O! A bit runnier than hoped– Thank God for Brown Pants [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=66)