# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1301 "2010-04-06T18:30:04Z")
Thank God for brown pants Mine right now are white as snow Better wipe fully. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1302 "2010-04-06T18:36:04Z")
Thank God for brown pants And matching flower shirt Goes with my white belt Sunumarbitch! Better wipe fully Avoid humiliating Loved ones with your drool ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1303 "2010-04-06T18:43:05Z")
Loved ones with your drool On their mouths after kissing May wipe discreetly. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1304 "2010-04-06T19:28:06Z")
May wipe discreetly That smirk off your ugly face You smug son of a… ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1305 "2010-04-06T20:05:52Z")
“You smug son of a whore!” “My ma wasn’t a whore! She gave it for free.” ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1306 "2010-04-06T20:19:48Z")
She gave it for free because you can’t charge enough Love and Apple Pie ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1307 "2010-04-06T20:33:03Z")
Love and apple pie, Old Glory and the Straight Dope: fav’rite things of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1308 "2010-04-06T21:57:42Z")
Fav’rite things of mine Bacon, beer, boobs, and bundt cake God bless 'Merica ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1309 "2010-04-06T22:11:48Z")
God bless 'Merica Here’s the ‘a’ you were short: A. (Hate 'breviations) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1310 "2010-04-06T22:43:02Z")
Hate 'breviations If you can’t use any wit Then use brevity ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1311 "2010-04-06T23:08:29Z")
Then use brevity In swimwear and lingerie As long as you’re hot. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1312 "2010-04-06T23:18:31Z")
_sorry cache problem_ grrr ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1313 "2010-04-07T00:42:52Z")
As long as you’re hot, you can use my A/C, luv; cool off in style. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1314 "2010-04-07T01:05:00Z")
Cool off in style Or just remove your clothing My nudist Buddhist ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1315 "2010-04-07T01:10:23Z")
My nudist Buddist Should not be a real prudist That would be rudest ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1316 "2010-04-07T02:24:01Z")
That would be rudest Nor would you be the prudest To view the nudist ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1317 "2010-04-07T02:35:32Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > As long as you’re hot, > you can use my A/C, luv; > cool off in style. BZZZZZZZ! Foul! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1318 "2010-04-07T02:38:39Z")
To view the nudist I find that binoculars Are very useful ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1319 "2010-04-07T04:44:09Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > BZZZZZZZ! Foul! I protest! I just counted again, and it’s 5-7-5. Are very useful, these hands of mine; can open anything not locked. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1320 "2010-04-07T11:17:51Z")
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