# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1362 "2010-04-08T16:39:55Z")
Grandpa stashed it there Said Grandma, showing her crotch (sorry about that) ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1363 "2010-04-08T17:21:20Z")
“Sorry about that” You should be, I can’t delete this pic from my brain ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1364 "2010-04-08T17:27:39Z")
This pic from my brain won’t show up on Kodachrome so you can’t see it. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1365 "2010-04-08T18:02:38Z")
So you can’t see it. unless you open your eyes Kingdom of the blind ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1366 "2010-04-08T18:32:21Z")
“Kingdom of the Blind” A song by Dry Kill Logic Among other bands ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1367 "2010-04-08T18:37:18Z")
Among other bands You’ll find wrapped around me are rubber and leather ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1368 "2010-04-08T19:48:40Z")
rubber and leather an S & M fantasy (not for me, of course) ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1369 "2010-04-08T19:54:04Z")
(not for me, of course) Aren’t you a dirty old man? _Abbey Road_ says “yes” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1370 "2010-04-08T19:57:01Z")
_Abbey Road_ says “Yes, I am one of the Beatles’ best record albums.” ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1371 "2010-04-08T20:56:36Z")
Best record albums by the lads, ironically, don’t feature Pete Best ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1372 "2010-04-08T21:09:07Z")
Don’t feature Pete Best He has no business drumming Please just forget him ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1373 "2010-04-08T21:35:50Z")
Please just forget him you will only miss what you wanted him to be ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1374 "2010-04-08T21:54:05Z")
Wanted him to be A doctor, but he’s a chef. At least he’s happy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1375 "2010-04-08T23:54:16Z")
At least he’s happy, reading so many haikus; envy him, won’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1376 "2010-04-09T03:15:24Z")
Envy him won’t you? Poor Tiger Woods out golfing Another putter ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1377 "2010-04-09T12:13:53Z")
Another putter Is what Tiger injected Once he lost his wood ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1378 "2010-04-09T13:27:26Z")
Once he lost his wood the second pig went to live in the house of brick ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1379 "2010-04-09T13:28:24Z")
“Once he lost his wood” To dirty joke or not to That is the question. Ooops In the house of brick Here in Des Moines, rock bands play But not good ones though ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1380 "2010-04-09T13:33:12Z")
But not good ones, though I would love to vote for them, there are all too few. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1381 "2010-04-09T14:00:24Z")
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