# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/121 "2010-02-25T15:29:49Z")
syllibication my vocabulary grows Not what I wanted ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/122 "2010-02-25T15:34:38Z")
Not what I wanted. Waiter! A fly’s in my soup. Doing the breaststroke. (heh, heh, heh) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/123 "2010-02-25T15:38:01Z")
Doing the breaststroke. Is this having a sex act? Define what “is” is. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/124 "2010-02-25T15:40:56Z")
define what “is” is is the existentialist question of the day ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/125 "2010-02-25T15:49:56Z")
Question of the day: What’s your underwear color? Answer: Commando ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/126 "2010-02-25T16:00:08Z")
Answer: Commando Are you sure it’s not “depends?” incontinent fun ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/127 "2010-02-25T16:02:32Z")
incontinent fun does not sound like fun to me you are way kinky ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/128 "2010-02-25T16:08:38Z")
You are way kinky He told me as he walked out In his lace nightie. (true story. I was schocked.) ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/129 "2010-02-25T16:10:09Z")
In his lace nightie he is an attractive man strip it off baby! ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/130 "2010-02-25T16:12:19Z")
Strip it off baby! The wallpaper has to go If we want to sell ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/131 "2010-02-25T16:14:18Z")
If we want to sell we must find someone to buy two sides to all coins ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/132 "2010-02-25T16:21:32Z")
Two sides to all coins Even those that were flattened On the railroad tracks. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/133 "2010-02-25T16:23:52Z")
On the railroad tracks, With a bladder full of beer. Beware the third rail. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/134 "2010-02-25T16:32:58Z")
Beware the third rail It will sneak up behind you Then game over, man ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/135 "2010-02-25T16:50:03Z")
Then game over man Waved his mean game over hand and shut down my Wow. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/136 "2010-02-25T16:51:10Z")
Then game over man is what the actor said in Aliens. Correct? hee hee! Dammit - too late again! (preview knucklehead!) ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/137 "2010-02-25T16:52:27Z")
And shut down my WoW not if you value your life you foolish man, you ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/138 "2010-02-25T16:55:37Z")
you foolish man, you said the foolish ladygirl now who’s foolin’ who? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/139 "2010-02-25T16:58:15Z")
Now who’s foolin’ who? You fool me once, shame on you I won’t get fooled 'gain ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/140 "2010-02-25T17:11:06Z")
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