# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1382 "2010-04-09T15:12:22Z")
Oh why, old age, why? Strike me down with aches and pains. When I was your age . . . ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1383 "2010-04-09T15:21:30Z")
When I was your age. . . Huh? Was I saying something? Must have nodded off ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1384 "2010-04-09T15:43:48Z")
Must have nodded off Did the dentist fondle me While he cleaned my teeth? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1385 "2010-04-09T15:59:17Z")
While he cleaned my teeth he wanted a discussion. Huh-uh. Uh-huh. Ow. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1386 "2010-04-09T16:00:52Z")
“Huh-uh. Uh-huh. Ow,” is about all he could say during root canal. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1387 "2010-04-09T16:11:44Z")
During root canal I think I was happier than here now with you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1388 "2010-04-09T16:20:29Z")
Than here now with you I cannot imagine a better place to be. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1389 "2010-04-09T16:52:28Z")
Better place to be. That was my snarky comment As I flushed my fish. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1390 "2010-04-09T16:55:59Z")
As I flushed my Fish I thought, is Abe Vigoda really deceased yet? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1391 "2010-04-09T17:26:52Z")
Really deceased, yet walking around, eating brains What’s with these zombies? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1392 "2010-04-09T17:36:11Z")
What’s with these zombies? Running all fast and crazy. Zombies should move slow! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1393 "2010-04-09T17:40:56Z")
Zombies should move slow! Especially in school zones. Once past, hit the gas. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1394 "2010-04-09T17:48:10Z")
Once past, hit the gas Welcome to the Bean Cafe They’re great for your heart ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1395 "2010-04-09T18:36:59Z")
They’re great for your heart those romantic comedies Maybe not your brain ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1396 "2010-04-09T19:03:49Z")
“Maybe not your brain,” said Tiger’s wife, when asked what he’d been listening to. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1397 "2010-04-09T19:12:28Z")
He’d been list’ning\* to A song he’d long forgotten 'bout a girl he knew. (\*before Mustard cries foul) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1398 "2010-04-09T19:35:42Z")
Bout, a girl he knew, could not explain her strange name; she blamed her parents. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1399 "2010-04-09T19:56:30Z")
She blamed her parents Who named her Miss Piggy Pooh Bear and pig married? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1400 "2010-04-09T20:06:32Z")
Bear and pig married? Man Bear Pig in South Park show Al Gore around here? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1401 "2010-04-09T20:12:35Z")
Al Gore around here? No, he’s gone. It’s OK to turn the lights back on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=71)