# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1442 "2010-04-11T21:44:34Z")
I agree with him Except those times when I don’t. Birthers never do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1443 "2010-04-11T22:00:54Z")
Birthers never do make much sense to me, but hell, it’s a free country. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1444 "2010-04-11T22:35:28Z")
It’s a free country Although freedom isn’t free Nothing left to lose. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1445 "2010-04-11T23:48:20Z")
Nothing left to lose I said as I threw my pants Into the kitty ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1446 "2010-04-11T23:51:07Z")
Into the kitty Went the little, brown mousy Out came the furball ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1447 "2010-04-12T02:13:29Z")
Out came the furball, And guess who cleaned up the mess? That’s right, it was I. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1448 "2010-04-12T03:26:36Z")
That’s right, it was I! I am the one who cut cheese! I’m a cheese cutter! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1449 "2010-04-12T09:46:15Z")
I’m a cheese cutter! I am not the fig plucker But I am his son ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1450 "2010-04-12T13:16:23Z")
But I am his son. I am him and his son too Said Jesus of God. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1451 "2010-04-12T13:23:41Z")
Said Jesus of God, “These pretzels are making me a little thirsty.” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1452 "2010-04-12T13:36:27Z")
A little thirsty, I like iced tea for breakfast caffeine, no sugar. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1453 "2010-04-12T13:41:10Z")
Caffeine, no sugar Coffee should be “al dente” Strong but not bitter ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1454 "2010-04-12T13:48:11Z")
Strong but not bitter. That’s how I like to describe Myself, but I lie ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1455 "2010-04-12T15:54:54Z")
Myself, but I lie about my weight and my age Too old and too fat ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1456 "2010-04-12T16:12:27Z")
Too old and too fat Take this hamburger back please bring me something fresh ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1457 "2010-04-12T16:35:22Z")
Bring me something fresh Something raw, sweet and tasty Raw rabbits, _gollum_! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1458 "2010-04-12T16:44:08Z")
Raw rabbits, Gollum Are high in cholesterol better stick to fish ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1459 "2010-04-12T17:30:09Z")
better stick to fish cause I’m buying this glitter for Jesus symbols ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1460 "2010-04-12T18:05:03Z")
For Jesus symbols, I’ll get in an argument Prefer fish with legs ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1461 "2010-04-12T18:20:39Z")
Prefer fish with legs? You can find a lot of those Near nuclear plants. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=74)