# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1462 "2010-04-12T18:34:31Z")
Near nuclear plants You can find great fishing spots 'Cuz the water’s warm ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1463 "2010-04-12T19:48:02Z")
‘Cuz the water’s warm I’m not wearing nothing on just swimmin’ freely ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1464 "2010-04-12T19:59:37Z")
Just swimmin’ freely In my birthday suit, nekkid, Skinny dipping fun! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1465 "2010-04-12T20:13:29Z")
Skinny dipping fun Except for snapping turtles You know they’re down there ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1466 "2010-04-12T20:20:11Z")
You know they’re down there In the basement, having sex Naughty teenage kids! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1467 "2010-04-12T20:34:32Z")
Naughty teenage kids Flaunting newfound sexy parts I should spank them all ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1468 "2010-04-12T21:54:39Z")
I should spank them all! Darn kids should stay off my lawn They’ll get what’s comin’. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1469 "2010-04-12T22:47:37Z")
They’ll get what’s comin’. Said I with a steely gaze. My hand reached unseen. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1470 "2010-04-13T01:37:13Z")
My hand reached unseen for my Smith & Wesson, but I didn’t have it. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1471 "2010-04-13T01:54:16Z")
I didn’t have it In fact, I’ve never had it Don’t miss it at all ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1472 "2010-04-13T02:03:02Z")
Don’t miss it at all, That job I had one summer Detasseling corn ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1473 "2010-04-13T13:15:05Z")
Detasseling corn is a rough but lucrative job for teenagers ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1474 "2010-04-13T13:15:07Z")
Detasseling corn? Whoa! I first read that line as Detasseling _porn_ So as not to waste the line: Job for teenagers Detasseling corn versus Detasseling _porn_ ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1475 "2010-04-13T14:04:21Z")
Detasseling porn Might make it pallitable But me? Tassels Rock! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1476 "2010-04-13T14:24:36Z")
“But me tassels rock!” protested the Scottish lass when told, “Don your shirt.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1477 "2010-04-13T14:42:33Z")
When told “Don, your shirt…” It makes you look like a Ho." He replied “It does?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1478 "2010-04-13T15:34:36Z")
He replied “It does?” Of the ‘Don’ variety? Or more like a skank? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1479 "2010-04-13T17:15:20Z")
“Or more like a skank, really,” she thought, when she met her Dad’s new mistress ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1480 "2010-04-13T17:45:31Z")
Her Dad’s new mistress Is mis-dressed, and quite distressed They call her “Miss Stress” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1481 "2010-04-13T18:19:25Z")
They call her “Miss Stress”, Mouth foaming and eyes bulging. chill out already [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=73) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=75)