# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1522 "2010-04-15T23:10:58Z")
Then have beer next day And then next, and the next, and gripe about your gut ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1523 "2010-04-15T23:23:07Z")
Gripe about your gut lower back pain, flat feet too you’re getting older ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1524 "2010-04-15T23:26:24Z")
You’re getting older Unless you’re Dorian Gray. Then your picture is. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1525 "2010-04-16T13:12:16Z")
Then your picture is Overexposed, I said to Marilyn Chambers ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1526 "2010-04-16T13:21:43Z")
Marilyn Chambers Oh, she just loves doing porn Behind The Green Door ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1527 "2010-04-16T13:25:36Z")
Behind The Green Door is Dorian Greys picture. Whats up with this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1528 "2010-04-16T13:49:43Z")
What’s up with this thread That’s hanging off my jacket Should I burn it off? ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1529 "2010-04-16T15:00:17Z")
Should I burn it off? Or walk away from it all? Bye bye, I’m leaving ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1530 "2010-04-16T16:35:03Z")
Bye bye, I’m leaving On a jet plane, don’t know when I’ll be back again ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1531 "2010-04-16T17:45:31Z")
I’ll be back again That is, if I even leave. I have no real life. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1532 "2010-04-16T17:48:45Z")
“I have no real life” But that’s just wishful thinking; must take out the trash ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1533 "2010-04-16T18:27:14Z")
Must take out the trash on Sunday night so that the garbagemen get it. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1534 "2010-04-16T22:49:08Z")
Garbagemen get it. Get your money for nothing Get your chicks for free ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1535 "2010-04-16T22:52:44Z")
Garbagemen get it But who wouldn’t want some of that free stinky cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1536 "2010-04-17T00:00:04Z")
That free stinky cheese? Even the homeless say “No! We prefer to starve!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1537 "2010-04-17T01:32:03Z")
_(in an effort to restore order):_ Get your chicks for free But your dudes are gonna cost Mucho dinero ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1538 "2010-04-17T04:10:57Z")
“Mucho dinero” means “lots o’ cash” in Spanish even I know that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1539 "2010-04-17T11:48:48Z")
even I know that you don’t give a wet willy to a Hell’s Angel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1540 "2010-04-17T11:51:49Z")
To a Hell’s Angel Hello Kitty bicycles Aren’t something to ride ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1541 "2010-04-17T12:41:19Z")
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